How many of these blonde moments have happened to you?

How many of the the following have happened to you?

Please select all that apply.

• You were chewing gum and bit your cheek instead
• Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
• You have attempted to solve the mathmatical equation of chaos
• You have walked into a glass/screen door
• You have tried to lick your elbow
• You just tried again
• You tripped over your shoelaces
• You tripped over air
• You have choked on your own saliva
• You don't know what saliva is
• You didn't notice that so is written twice in the intoduction
• You just checked
• You have fallen up stairs
• You have fallen out of a chair
• You have licked a steak knife
• You have stared at a lava lamp for longer than two minutes

Will you comment? (Totally random I know)

• yes
• no