Funniest yo momma jokes??

Please select all that apply.

• yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade.
• yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a goldfish.
• yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
• yo mama so fat she put a blanket over the ocean and called it a water bed.
• yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
• yo mama so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone
• yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
• yo mama so old her social security number is 1
• yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
• yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
• yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
• yo mama so short she poses for trophies.