How would you die? And other questions..

Are you depressed?

• Yes
• No
• Sometimes

How often do you think of killing yourself?

• Every second of every day
• Few hours every day
• Once a day
• Every other day
• Every other week
• Don't think about killing myself, just depressed.
• Uhh I don't...
• Other

How would you kill yourself?

Please select all that apply.

• I'll go quiet and OD on something
• I'd hang myself, classic.
• Jump off a bridge into a body of water!
• Jumping off a tall building
• I'd shoot myself
• Too scared to kill myself, I'll make my friend do it! Or pay a hitman... Ooo.
• Cutting myself and dying from blood loss!
• I'd throw myself into a industrial size meat grindor, hoping to become eaten by thousands of Americans!
• Other

How would your suicide letter be?

Please select all that apply.

• Of course it would mention how it was my family and friend's fault that I am dead. Duh.
• Telling my family it wasn't their fault that I just had to go...
• Saying your murderer made you write this note, initiating a country-wide search for the murderer.
• Leave a note left by aliens saying their experiments went horribly wrong and they are sorry for your loss.
• Other