#2 For Anyone Who Needs Love

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HAHAHAHA!!! My faithful comrade back for more "love" is it? Or at least this BETTER be my comrade......were you there when I wacked Willy? If you weren't I suggest you find the first part NOW so you can be my next accomplice and if you have, let's get this piece of meat cookin!!!!!

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Were you there when I wacked Willy?
- ......who?.......
- Yeah....sighs in regret
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If you weren't I suggest you get there!!!!
- But.......you're saying you want me to go back in time?
- I was there I said!!!!!
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JUST DO IT!!!!!
- OKAY YA BIG JERK!!!!
- I WAS THERE!!!!!!!!!
4

Now that they're gone we can do our work in peace
- I suppose.....sighs again
- Yup sniggers secretly
5

We'll start right here, follow me
- follows with head down
- follows trying to contain laughter
6

Was that you I heard laughing?
- shakes head sadly I haven't the ability to smile anymore
- Uhhh.......nope
7

Hey, now that Willy's gone we still have more to take care of......
- Uh Oh
- What now!!!!
8

It's his half wit little heir...umm....whatshisface
- thinks back to the first time you drooled at the river
- thinks back to when you fell for the love gimmick
- You don't mean.......
9

Oh right, that brat Charlie Bucket-
- MONSTER!!!!!!
- HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!
- DON'T HURT CHARLIE!!!!!
- Me and that river had good times...... comes to senses NOT CHARLIE!!!!!
10

This time, you're doing the wacking! pushes you through the door
- I HATE YOU!!! I'M NOT GOING!!!!!
- I'M GOING TO THE RIVER!!!!
- NO I WON'T!!!!!!
- I REFUSE TO HURT CHARLIE!!!!!
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the oompa loompas crowd around me Oh yes you are
- I'm sorry my love thinks of river
- mutters under breath I'll get you you screwy freak
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door slams in your face and the light flickers on, you see something
- HUH???????
- WHAAAAA?????
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You see a man in the middle of the light sitting on a throne
- Charlie?
- Is that you Willy?
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It is I, Charlie Bucket, why hath thou cometh?
- Huh?
- Come again?
- In English please
15

Is Wonka gone?
- Yup
- mmmhmmm
- Wacked out on the floor somewhere.....so I guess so
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Oh thank goodness, see, there's something you don't know about him...
- Really?
- He really didn't invent the chocolate river?
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He's not really a pleasant candyman, he's evil!
- No!!
- I don't believe it!!!
- Uh huh but the river.....
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Yep, and he controls all of us here, like a dictator, I'm not the heir to the factory, I just guard his throne everyday and do his labor!
- I still don't believe you, this is the nicest guy in the world were talking about!
- Now that you mention it, he always did seem a little nutty....
- No, that's not good at all, but the RIVER
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Uh huh and there's more, my grandma Georgina she speaks out of nowhere I love grapes!
- Me too!!!!
- What, what about her!?!?!?!
- gets dillusional I knew it, the river CAN speak for itself!!!!
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Be quiet! Yeah, her and my gramps Joe and the rest, he's got them locked up in the TV room, and he's gonna sit and use them for his amusement for all eternity!!!!!
- Well we'd best get them now!!!
- The TV room, this place just gets more ridiculous as we go along, I should've known he'd plot something like this!!!
- The poor poor river, crying out there for grapes.....
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the door opens I told you to wack Charlie, not mingle with him, now you're both gonna get it!!!!
- NOT YOU!!!!!!
- ALRIGHT THAT'S IT, I'M WACKING YOU!!!!!!
- I'M GONNA HELP THAT RIVER IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!!!
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Charlie: Who is that!?!?!?!?
- AN EVIL EVIL JERK I'M GONNA WACK!!!!!
- THE MONSTER WHO TRICKED ME INTO THIS MESS!!!!!
- A TWO FACED CHOCOLATE RIVER HATER WHO MUST BE ANNIHILATED!!!!!
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Charlie: Then let's get him!!!! TO BE CONTINUED
- I KNOW!!!!!
- YES, NOW!!!!!
- FOR THE RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#2 For Anyone Who Needs Love

Were you there when I wacked Willy?

If you weren't I suggest you get there!!!!

JUST DO IT!!!!!

Now that they're gone we can do our work in peace

We'll start right here, follow me

Was that you I heard laughing?

Hey, now that Willy's gone we still have more to take care of......

It's his half wit little heir...umm....whatshisface

Oh right, that brat Charlie Bucket-

This time, you're doing the wacking! pushes you through the door

the oompa loompas crowd around me Oh yes you are

door slams in your face and the light flickers on, you see something

You see a man in the middle of the light sitting on a throne

It is I, Charlie Bucket, why hath thou cometh?

Is Wonka gone?

Oh thank goodness, see, there's something you don't know about him...

He's not really a pleasant candyman, he's evil!

Yep, and he controls all of us here, like a dictator, I'm not the heir to the factory, I just guard his throne everyday and do his labor!

Uh huh and there's more, my grandma Georgina she speaks out of nowhere I love grapes!

Be quiet! Yeah, her and my gramps Joe and the rest, he's got them locked up in the TV room, and he's gonna sit and use them for his amusement for all eternity!!!!!

the door opens I told you to wack Charlie, not mingle with him, now you're both gonna get it!!!!

Charlie: Who is that!?!?!?!?

Charlie: Then let's get him!!!! TO BE CONTINUED

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