Which blonde jokes are the funniest?!

Please select all that apply.

• A blonde entered a store looking for curtains, she found some she liked and said Id like to buy these. "What size do you need" asked the salesmen "15" replied the blode. "that sounds pretty small, what are they for?" said the salesmen. "my computer monitor" said the blonde. "But miss computers dont need curtains!" exclaimed the salesmen. the blonde said "HELOOOO Ive got windows!!"
• 10 blondes and a brunette were on a rock climbing expidition when some of the grappling hooks gave away, leaving the entire group clinging to 1 rope 200 ft above the ground. The brunette gave a truly moving speech saying she would sacrifice her life to save the others lives. All the blondes applauded.
• Did you hear about the blonde who put lipstick on her forhead cuz she wanted to make-up her mind!
• Did you hear about the blonde who at the bottom of the application form where it said "sign here" put Sigattarius?
• A blonde was making her first plane trip. Boarding the aircraft she found herself in a window seat in a non smoking area and settled down. A few minuteds later a guy came over and insisted that she was in his seat. But the blonde refused to move "OK lady" he stormed "if thats the way you want it YOU fly the plane
• Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? -Because you have to hollow out the head
• What did the blonde say when she got a book for her birthday? -Thanks but Ive got one already
• A young buisness man picked up a blonde at a bar and took her to his place. When she saw his bed she said "WOW Ive never woohood on a water bed before!" As they lay down on the bed things soon get hot. She said "before we go any further dont you think we should put on some protection?" She got up and left the room, when she returned she was wearing a life jacket
• A blonde went out of the house and checked her mail box. Seeing nothing she goes back inside. Ten minutes later she came back and checked her mailbox again, finding nothing she goes back inside. she did this a 3rd time and the neighbor called out and said "you must be waiting for a very important letter!". "No" said the blonde "My computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
• 2 blondes were strolling along Australia's Bondi Beach by moonlight. One turned to the other and said "Which do you think is closer, the moon or New York?" the other one replied "HELOOO can you SEE New York?!"
• Visiting a blondes house her friends asked: Why do you have that huge picture of yourself above the sink in the bathroom? the blonde said "My mirror broke and I didnt want to buy a new one"
• When her husband got home from work, a blonde hugged him and told him exitedly she was pregnant and she was having twins "How do you no its twins" he said "because" she explained "I went to the pharmacy and bought the 2-pack pregnancy kit and both tests came out positive!"