THE NASTIEST/HILARIOUS PICKUP LINES EVER!

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• Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy!
• You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case!
• All those curves, and me with no brakes.
• [Grab the a$$] Is this seat taken?
• I'm no Fred Flinstone but can I make your bed rock?
• You must be a lightswitch cuz everytime I see you, you turn me ON!
• Were you arrested earlier? Cuz it's got to be illegal to look that good!
• Was your father a farmer? Cuz you've got some nice MELONS!
• I'm not trying anything...I always put my hands there.
• I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
• If I could be anything I'd love to be your bathwater!
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
• Hey baby you got any diseases? Want some?
• You're like a pringle. Once I pop ya I can't stop ya!
• Hey you take my lollipop, I'll improvise.