Poll: WHICH BLONDE JOKE MAKES YOU LAUGH HARDER???

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- Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out. After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."
- Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? / A: Toes Go In First.
- Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? / A: Because they think their picture is being taken.
- An attractive blonde steps out onto her lawn, opens her mailbox, then slams it angrily and stomps indoors. After repeating that a couple times her nextdoor neighbor asked her if something was wrong. She says, "There sure is...My stupid computer keeps saying you've got mail!"
- Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? / A: You write please turn over on both sides of a piece of paper.
- Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? / A: She drowns it

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