"yo mama so fat...." jokes

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• Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
• Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
• Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
• Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
• Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
• Yo mama so fat when you lay on top of her your ears pop.
• Yo mama so fat when she someone that wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give them directions!
• Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
• Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
• Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
• Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
• Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
• Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
• Yo mama so fat her head has got its own area code!
• Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
• Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, Chicago, L.A....
• Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.
• Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!