Jokes!

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Here are some jokes you probably have heard before as I didn't make them up, they are from a joke book.

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    Q: Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? A: He couldn't control his pupils!

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    Boy: "Do you write with your left hand or your right hand?" Girl: "Neither. I write with my pen"

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    Mother: "shall I put the kettle on?" Father: "No, it doesn't suit you"

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    Q: What do you call pigs that like each other? A: Pen friends!

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    Teacher: "spell BLIND PIG" Student: " B-L-N-D-P-G" Teacher: "No, it's B-L-I-N-D-P-I-G" Student: "No, because if it had two i's it wouldn't be blind"

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    Q: How do you know you are getting old? A: Because the candles cost more than the cake"

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    Everyone is different, and so are their answers. What is your:

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