THE ULTIMATE WEED SURVERY

If dude man sells you 3.5 of headies for 80 dollars, what do you do?

• Take the bud and leave, your getting high
• Demand dude man to give you a gram

When your smokin Gas mask and the tube dont fit the bong, watchyou gon do then?

• Smoke bong
• Make that tube fit

What do you think about rookies?

• Its fun to smoke with them cause theyre idiots when theyre high and see stuff
• they shouldnt smoke and if they do then theyre smokin you out

When high, what are your favorite tunes?

Please select all that apply.

• class rock: joe walsh, zeppelin, pink floyd, bob dylan ect.
• its all bout that slightly stoopid

when smoking blunt, dude man drops it,.

Please select all that apply.

• skip there hit
• PARTY FOUL!
• BOTH

its 4 19 pm, what do you do?

Please select all that apply.

• hurry up and throw a .5 nug in the bowl and later relize you wasted your bud for nothing
• smoke at 5:19 instead of 4 20, i mean, they both add up to 24 right?
• screw the time get high

whats the best thing to do after you toke up?

Please select all that apply.

• smoke a cig
• munch
• all of the above

you just blazed and you gotta go home

Please select all that apply.

• "dude whos got cleareyes?"
• stop and eat at taco bell cause moms cooking just dont cut it
• too lazy to go eat, no one has cleareyes, damn your screwed

theres always that one kid who talks to much after hes high (parker)

Please select all that apply.

• film the stoopid fool and show him at school the next day
• skip his rotation, hes high
• make fun of him and skip his rotation.

anything other then pot?

• hell no just the ganja,, never hurt no one
• weed is what i like to do to chill me out when im geeked up

3.5 of headies or a quarter of beaster?

• beaster all the way, its a lot of bud for cheap that gets you high.
• headies man, its all about that dankity dank.
• man all i smoke is KUSH. (stupid nig nog)

Rollin up a dutch and the overlap breaks...

• im not dutch, im american?
• oh well
• o well gotta lick it back together

what are you gonna do for 420?

• oh my gosh! im so stoked im smoking mad chron and getting high!
• was that even a question?
• and 420 is what exactly...?

reallllly realllly baked...

Please select all that apply.

• dude have you seen my lighter?
• were done with that blunt already?
• grubagge
• all of the above

bong or blunt?

Please select all that apply.

• blunts all the way
• bongs is only 4 the weirdos
• bob marley always rolled a J
• vapes

smoking with tolerant females...

Please select all that apply.

• hey you got any cash?
• im gettin kinda hungry...
• uh oh, whats poking out of my pants?
• i dont like females..............queer

when are you most high?

Please select all that apply.

• morning, wake and bake is the way to do it
• im ripped all the time

I LOVE WEED :D ........MARY JANE IS MY GIRL FRIEND :D

• me toooo
• wait what was the question?

I smoke to....

• get high
• maintain it
• trip nuts and hallucinate

we all know of the rookie who tries so hard to fit in

Please select all that apply.

• rip him off
• jack his stuff
• steal his money and his chron

you got a test at school, you...

• skip
• wake and bake

rollin something and you dropped and bunch of shake...

• aint my car lol leave it
• never leave a nug behind

your smokin people out, theyre argueing over dubs and trips

Please select all that apply.

• let em fight
• no one gets dubs or trips
• face it alone screw them