Quiz: Are you a math genuis?

1

If Bobby has 47 houses and Jill bought 42 houses who paid the most money on the houses?
- Doesn't matter because the government ownes all.
- Jill never brought a home at all.
- Bobby doesn't own houses.
- Karen is his sister.
2

9x6=54 then what is the ratio of today's date?
- Todays Date
- 9x6=54
3

3 people walked to the beach to swim. One person drowned . What happened to the life guard?
- He was on vacation.
- He was swimming.
- There never was one
- I don't know.
4

6x2x4x5x9x8x3x1x7=?
- Figure it out.
- 2,684
- Too much math.
- You deal with it.
5

Your best friend took you to dinner on your birthday and you ordered clam chowder. The waiter spilled the soup over your best dress. What happened to you?
- Got the stepping it was a hot sistuation.
- Ordered to speak to the manager.
- Smacked the waiter in the back of his head.
- Payed for everything.
6

Six little piggies went to the market to get honey sauce. One piggie went astray. What happened to the other little piggies?
- The butcher cook them and served them to the Village.
- They all ran away.
- Don't bother me with this question.
- Served them on Christmas Day.
7

How many people do it take to wash a sheet?
- Too many because it needs a serious washing.
- 1 the machine can do it.
- 23. (20 to wash and 3 to dry.)
- I don't wash sheets I keep them dirty.
8

A friend or yours brought a pack of gum. Shared 3 pieces. How much did the gum cost you.
- Nothing because I took my own.
- A little over a dime.
- 25cents
- Ask my friend he brought it.
9

Winnie the Pooh went to see Trigger. Trigger saw you and ask for 2000.00 Dollars. How nuch did Winnie get?
- All because Trigger got Jacked.
- Nothing . Trigger isn't a begger.
- Your are broke so they didn't get a dime.
- Your dumb if you give money to something that is fake.
10

20 women went to see to doctor for some advice on having babies. 12 women were transexuals. How many women received the adivce the doctor gave?
- None because the all turned away at the last minute.
- 2. These women weren't the real deal.
- All they wanted to see what the doctor would say.
- The doctor was out.
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Are you a math genuis?

If Bobby has 47 houses and Jill bought 42 houses who paid the most money on the houses?

9x6=54 then what is the ratio of today's date?

3 people walked to the beach to swim. One person drowned . What happened to the life guard?

6x2x4x5x9x8x3x1x7=?

Your best friend took you to dinner on your birthday and you ordered clam chowder. The waiter spilled the soup over your best dress. What happened to you?

Six little piggies went to the market to get honey sauce. One piggie went astray. What happened to the other little piggies?

How many people do it take to wash a sheet?

A friend or yours brought a pack of gum. Shared 3 pieces. How much did the gum cost you.

Winnie the Pooh went to see Trigger. Trigger saw you and ask for 2000.00 Dollars. How nuch did Winnie get?

20 women went to see to doctor for some advice on having babies. 12 women were transexuals. How many women received the adivce the doctor gave?

Everyone is different, and so are their answers. What is your:

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