101 ways to annoy people...-

Please select all that apply.

• 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
• 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
• 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
• 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
• 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
• 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
• 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
• 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
• 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
• 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
• 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets
• 12. Sniffle incessantly.
• 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
• 14. Name your dog "Dog."
• 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
• 16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
• 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
• 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
• 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
• 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
• 21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
• 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
• 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
• 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
• 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
• 26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
• 27. Wear a special hip holster for your
• 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
• 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
• 30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
• 31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice
• 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
• 33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
• 34. Drum on every available surface.
• 35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
• 36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
• 37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings
• 38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
• 39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places
• 40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
• 41. Set alarms for random times.
• 42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
• 43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
• 44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise
• 45. Honk and wave to strangers
• 46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange
• 48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
• 49. Wear your pants backwards.
• 50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register
• 51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
• 52. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
• 53. type only in lower case
• 54 also with no puncuation
• 55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
• 56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
• 57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
• 58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
• 59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
• 60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories
• 61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
• 62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
• 63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
• 64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
• 65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
• 66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
• 67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
• 68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
• 69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
• 70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
• 71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
• 72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
• 73. Drive half a block.
• 74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination
• 75. Ask people what gender they are.
• 76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
• 77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
• 78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
• 79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
• 80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
• 81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
• 82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
• 83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
• 84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
• 85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
• 86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
• 87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
• 88. Sing along at the opera.
• 89. Mow your lawn with scissors
• 90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
• 91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
• 92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
• 93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
• 94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
• 95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
• 96; Never make eye contact.
• 97. Never break eye contact.
• 98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
• 99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
• 100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
• 101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
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