Some of the Least Intelligent quotes and the Best Burns you will ever hear... pick your faves! Note: all Quotes were said by actual people I know.

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• "THE BACK OF MY EAR ITCHES!!!!!! "
• "Only RETARDS play tennis"~from a friend who HAS a tennis court in her yard...hmm...
• "A platypus is NOT green!"
• "Your girlfriend is unstable..." ~A friend to another friend's boyfriend.
• " I SAW my name being SAID"
• "People look at you, and the first thing that pops into their head is a question mark."
• "Standing next to you does amazing things for my self esteem."
• Her: "You're CRAZY" Me: *You can't even SPELL 'crazy!' Her: "Yes I can, C-R-A-Z-Z-Y!"Note: Yes, she was serious. For real.
• "Wait... Paul Bunyon WAS a real person, right?"
• "Hey, I could TOTALLY make a super robot out of these!" ~one of my guy friends, referring to two classroom calculators.
• "Everyone needs my smartical brain."~same guy friend.
• Blonde Joke (randomness! and sorry Blondes, don't mean to offend): Brunette: I was watching Eminem on MTV last night. Blonde: You were watching CANDY??
• "Is your brother hot?"