Survey: Hello, my name is Bob! (#1)

1

Ding Dong! Someone's at the door!
- Open it!
- Could you get it? I'm busy.
2

(Opens Door) "Hi! My name is Bob!"
- "Bye Bye, Bob!" (slams door in face)
- "Sorry, I don't want any Boy Scout popcorn." (shuts door)
3

Why didn't you let him in?
- He looked evil.
- What? I don't want any popcorn.
- He was drooling.
- I don't support the Boy Scouts.
4

Ding Dong! It's Bob again!
- GO AWAY EVIL IDIOT!!!
- Want some candy? It's poison-I mean cherry flavored.
- Here! Take this bomb-I mean baseball and run far away with it! BOOM!
- NINJA MONKEYS ATTACK!!!
5

Phew... Bob's gone. What do you do now?
- Relax.
- Make some "Bob is gone" cookies!
- Invite friends for a party!
6

Ding Dong! (opens door) It's Bob again!
- Hey I thought the bomb killed him!
- Isn't he dead?
- I thought the ninja monkeys bound him up!
7

What do you do now?
- "Here... want more candy?"
- "Here, a one-way ticket to Antarctica!"
- "Ummm.... could you hold this bomb-I mean bowling ball for me?"
8

What happens next?
- Gack-ack-glegh... Bye bye Bob!
- That was actually a one-way ticket to Mars and he'll never come back!
- BOOM!!!!
9

That was actually the President!
- CURSE YOU NARRATOR!!!
- NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
- WHAT???????
10

Have fun in court!
- I hate Bob. And you, Narrator.
- I WILL GET REVENGE ON BOB!!!
- Yay!!!!

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Hello, my name is Bob! (#1)