Do like vampires and bird kids, if you do then take this survey, or you will die in 7 days.

Maximum Ride or Twilight?

• Twilight
• Maximum Ride
• Neither they both suck!
• They both rock
• I'm an idiot who took the survey for no reason whatsoever!!!!! Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!

Fangs or wings?

• wings
• fangs
• are you crazy, why would I want wings or fangs ya idiot, gosh!!!!!!!
• both, I'm gonna be a pimping vampire mutant bird kid!
• please click here if you are an idiot who actually took this survey without reading the books.

Bella or Max?

• Bella
• Max
• neither, don't like em'
• they both totally rock
• if you're the idiot who took this, then just pick the name you like better or both.

Nudge or Alice?

• Both , they both are real talkitive
• Alice
• Nudge
• Don't know who the heck you're talking bout'!
• I hate both of em'

Edward or Fang?

• Edward
• Fang
• They're both retarded
• They both are incredibly hot and they rock
• I still don't know what I'm doing here

Emmett or Iggy?

• Iggy, blind mutant freaks are awesome!!!!!!!!!
• Emmett, he's the man = ) = ) =)
• They're both so hot I can't pick
• Niether
• huh?????????= (

Angel or Mike

• Mike sucks, no way(and Bella should not be with him)
• Mike
• Angel, mind readers rock
• Who the hecks Mike and Angel??????
• I hate you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ari or Jacob

• Jacob
• Ari
• I am so confused!
• Both are okay
• I hate em both

Gazzy or Jasper?

• Jasper
• Gazzy( ** fart** = ( )
• I love them both
• Neither, Emmett's the best!!!!!!!!! = )
• What am I doing here?

Which relationship do you think will work out the best?

Please select all that apply.

• Edward and Bella
• Max and Fang
• Bella and Jacob
• Iggy and Tess
• Fang and Bridget
• I hate u all
• Wha?
• Max and Sam

Which relationship do you think will b the funnyest?

Please select all that apply.

• Max and Edward
• Iggy and Alice
• Fang and Bella
• Nudge and Emmett
• Gazzy and Rosalie
• Angel and Jasper
• Dr.Martinez and Carlisle
• Ari and Jessica
• Charlie and Ella
• Who the !@#$%^&*() are these people =) = )
• Jacob and Ann
• Carlisle and one of the nurses at the hospital
• Renee and the Uber Director
• Angela and Gozen
• Total and Esme
• Ter Borcht and Alice

Did you like this survey?

• No, but Ilke tacos
• Yah baby, bring on the pudding!!!!!!
• Hell yah!!!
• NAW i THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID!!!(SARCASM)
• It was the most retarded quiz I have ever tooken
• You should all die
• It was ok
• Am I the only one who thinks Ter Borcht is awesome!!!!!!!!
• I still don't know what I'm doing here
• Chicken rules