Quiz: Complete a joke the right way

1

If life gives you broccoli, what do you give life?
- I don't like broccoli so you can have the nasty stuff!
- idk
- an iPod??
- a cobra cuz i hate that stuff!!
2

If someone gets stabbed what do you say?
- Someone get some garlic, holy water, a wooden steak, a holy cross, and the sun!!
- Someone call 911!
- HaHa!
- I think he got the point
3

Why did the chicken cross traffic?
- cuz he's stupid
- HAHA! i hope he gets hit, hey, fried chicken at my place!
- idk
- cuz the little cricket inside told him to...
4

How do you say hi to a turtle?
- WTF?? IDK???
- aloha
- hola
- hello
5

Everyone is different, and so are their answers. What is your:
- Gender
- Birth Year

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