which jokes are funny?

Please select all that apply.

• This guy goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor shows him an inkblot and asks him what it looks like.A naked woman." He shows him another inkblot and asks him the same question. "A naked woman on a bed." "You're a sick pervert!" the psychiatrist exclaims."I'm not the pervert. You keep showing me all these filthy pictures!"
• Yo mama is so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them.
• In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next.
• Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it? A last name perverts !
• Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
• She's so blonde she spent an hour looking at a can of orange juice because it said "concentrate".
• A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted. "So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."
• A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops. "Yes," says the blonde. "Are their lights on?" The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."