Survey: Random questions!

1

You wake up in the morning and can't remember what happened the night before. Do you:

Please select all that apply.
- Smell my fingers.
- Try to figure out what that stain on my sheets is.
- Figure I probably drank too much, and look around for the empties as I call a friend to recap.
- Pop the Brianna Banks porno out of the DVD player and GRIN.
2

Your staying at your friends house and their older sibling left his/her dirty underwear laying out. Do you:

Please select all that apply.
- Nonchalantly stick the underwear in my pocket and save em for later.
- Take them into the bathroom and sniff their crotch fumes.
- Wrinkle my nose and throw them in the hamper. How disgusting!
- Check for racing stripes.
- Tape them to the fridge.
3

You notice that your neighbor's blinds are open and he/she is undressing. Do you:

Please select all that apply.
- Compare their goods to mine for a minute before turning away.
- Close the blinds in my room to make sure THEY can't see ME.
- Grab some tissues and break out the high-powered telescope to get a better view. Jackpot!
4

Which type of pornographic film are you most intrigued by?

Please select all that apply.
- Pornography is degrading to women.
- Best of Brianna Banks & Tera Patrick, no contest.
- I don't watch porn, I watch EROTICA.
- Hardcore fetish stuff is interesting and kinda turns me on, but I wouldn't do it in real life.
5

Which of these foods do you find erotic:

Please select all that apply.
- Pork Rinds. Das Right!
- Whipped cream and syrup, on my lover's sexy parts.
- Bananas, cucumbers, sausage, hot dogs...
- Sushi with some soy SAUCE baby! MMMMMM.
- Juicy peaches and nectarines.
- I don't really find food erotic. It's more about who's eating it, and how it tastes.
6

First thing that comes to mind when you hear the words "Pamela Anderson Lee:"

Please select all that apply.
- Fake titties.
- Tattooed eyebrows.
- Baywatch!
- Tommy Lee's huge schlong.
7

What do you consider is the common use for Vaseline?

Please select all that apply.
- Soothing remedy for minor cuts and scrapes.
- Chapped lips during the winter season.
- OTHER chapped lips during the winter season.
- Playing with myself, duh.
- I'm naturally wet, I don't need Vaseline.
8

Your partner's going through a rough time and isn't interested in love making. You:

Please select all that apply.
- Rub one out until my partner gets over it.
- Rub one out, but also give my partner lots of massages and TLC. (Who knows? I might get lucky!)
- Don't even notice.
- Think it's fine, as long as I'm' not responsible for jump-starting things again.
9

The wildest thing you've ever done was:

Please select all that apply.
- Making love more than six times in one weekend.
- Being spanked or spanking my lover.
- Indulging in some kind of butt play.
- Doing it outdoors in plain sight.
10

Your idea of fantastic love making is:

Please select all that apply.
- Anything new and kinky -- the dirtier, the better.
- Being able to lie back when I'm really in the mood, while my lover gives me loads of foreplay followed by leisurely intercourse.
- A long massage, love making and then snuggling up in each other's arms.
- All of the above; it depends on my mood.
11

In a new relationship, your love life usually:

Please select all that apply.
- Changes, depending on what else is happening in my life. (Sometimes I'm just too busy or stressed)
- Sizzles. I put in tons of effort from the very start and expect my partner to do the same.
- Starts off lusty and then gets even better: Once we know each other well, I really let loose.
- Starts off okay and then settles into routine -- often boring.
12

Ladies: Your man wants to visit a strip club -- and buy you a lap dance. You:

Please select all that apply.
- Agree. In fact, I'm a little turned on by the thought!
- Am pissed and a little jealous. He just wants to see his fantasy enacted!
- Understand the appeal of a little girl-on-girl flirting, but say no thanks.
- Agree to it -- but only because I know it will turn him on.
13

You're 30 and have just been asked out by your friend's hot-but-way-younger neighbor. You:

Please select all that apply.
- Eff the crap outta that youngin', and share a few tricks along the way! Program the number into my booty call speed-dial.
- Enjoy a fabulous lighthearted affair without harboring illusions that it will lead anywhere.
- Say no, of course. It's practically illegal!
- Am flattered. I indulge in some pretty heavy flirting but don't go there except in fantasy.
14

You haven't gotten any for about a month. How do you feel?

Please select all that apply.
- Really cranky.
- Has it really been a month? I hadn't noticed.
- I'm chafing, but coping okay.
- Wow, I've never gone without it for a whole month. Make a mental note to call the Hot Neighbor.
15

Do you initiate love making?

Please select all that apply.
- Always! I can't go without it these days.
- It's pretty even. Sometimes my partner does, and sometimes I do.
- Never. There's no need. When my parnter wants to make love, he/she lets me know.
- Rarely. My partner always suggests it before I even think to.
- Every now and then. (If I left it up to my partner, we'd never have enough!)
16

How have your past lovers rated your skills?

Please select all that apply.
- Best oral on the East Coast.
- I've had varied reports: Some thought I was fantastic, while others probably wouldn't agree because the relationships ended badly.
- Excellent. I've talked openly with all my lovers, and they all said I was great in bed.
- Who cares? What's over is over.
- Poorly, but only because I haven't found the right person yet or was shy in bed.
17

You play with yourself:

Please select all that apply.
- Either when you're alone or when you want your partner to watch--anytime, anyplace!
- Never. It's a SIN.
- If I can't get the real thing.
- Before a date to last longer.
- Whenever I'm' alone and feel turned on.
18

Orgasms:

Please select all that apply.
- What's that? I've never had one, I don't think.
- Just "orgasms?" How about "multiple orgasms!"
- It takes a while, but I can get there eventually.
- Takes no time at all, unfortunately for my partner!
- Too self-conscious for those.
19

You overhear a couple's conversation about their recent lusty forays. You look over, see they are hot. You:

Please select all that apply.
- Start to get aroused picturing them doing the nasty.
- Turn around and join the conversation.
- Am grossed out and wish they'd stop being so inappropriate.
- Invite them over to my place for more cocktales!
20

You can't sleep, you know that in an hour the alarm clock is going to go off. You:

Please select all that apply.
- Wake up my partner by fondling him/her.
- Take matters into my own hands by thinking of an ex, hot neighbor, celebrity, or coworker I'd bang.
- Get up and go watch porn.
- Get up and watch the news. Might as well get the day started early.
- Roll over and try to sleep.
21

A friend recently had a bad break up. He/She is cute and you want to make them feel better. You:

Please select all that apply.
- Give em some good lovin. Friends don't let friends hurt.
- Introduce them to my slutty friend and ask him/her to help "get the ex out of them."
- Get it on with his/her ex and then tell the friend what a jerk their ex really is.
- Egg their car with rotten eggs.
- Key their car.
- Talk for hours on the phone until he/she feels better.
22

While getting it on, you notice a handprint (probably yours) on the wall. You:

Please select all that apply.
- Get distracted wondering when that got there and with whom.
- Put my hand up and make another print, starting a collage.
- Smile and wonder what the room would look like if CSI came in with their black light.
- Make a mental note to have the cleaning lady wipe down the walls and windows, and bleach the linens.

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Random questions!

You wake up in the morning and can't remember what happened the night before. Do you:

Your staying at your friends house and their older sibling left his/her dirty underwear laying out. Do you:

You notice that your neighbor's blinds are open and he/she is undressing. Do you:

Which type of pornographic film are you most intrigued by?

Which of these foods do you find erotic:

First thing that comes to mind when you hear the words "Pamela Anderson Lee:"

What do you consider is the common use for Vaseline?

Your partner's going through a rough time and isn't interested in love making. You:

The wildest thing you've ever done was:

Your idea of fantastic love making is:

In a new relationship, your love life usually:

Ladies: Your man wants to visit a strip club -- and buy you a lap dance. You:

You're 30 and have just been asked out by your friend's hot-but-way-younger neighbor. You:

You haven't gotten any for about a month. How do you feel?

Do you initiate love making?

How have your past lovers rated your skills?

You play with yourself:

Orgasms:

You overhear a couple's conversation about their recent lusty forays. You look over, see they are hot. You:

You can't sleep, you know that in an hour the alarm clock is going to go off. You:

A friend recently had a bad break up. He/She is cute and you want to make them feel better. You:

While getting it on, you notice a handprint (probably yours) on the wall. You:

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