What you mama jokes are funnier?( after voting, please comment)

Please select all that apply.

• yo mama so dumb she put lipstick on her head to try to "makeup" her mind
• yo mama so scrawny Indiana Jones mistaked her as a vampire and ran away
• yo mama so fat she got hit by a car and asked, " who threw that rock?!"
• yo mama so poor she lives in an adoption center hoping somebody takes her home
• yo mama so deaf she was offered 1,000,000,000,000 dollars and said,"sorry, that name doesent apply, can you please pick a man instead!"