are you smarter than nothing? Who cares!

if you see a lamp, what do you do?

• break it
• eat it
• turn it and stare mindlessly while you turn it
• ask what it is and how you got there and who you are.
• fall over and drool on yourself
• flip it
• fail at changing the light bulb
• push it hoping it will fly
• turn it on and off rapidly
• turn it on and leave.
• Make a working duplicate out of scraps.
• Amplify its light.
• Turn it into an electro magnasium generater thing.