Wanna know if your partner is as ugly as your friends think?

Before makin love do you turn the lights out, and tell your girl/guy that you're just settin the mood..

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• Ha Ha, How did you know?
• Sometimes
• Hell I usually drink 7 shot glasses of Patron,and 3 glasses of Tequila,with a 12 pack of Corona, so I can't remember much.lol

When my dude/girl takes pictures with the family I have to tell everyone to stand in closer?

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• Yes, cuz they think her/his UGLINESS is contagious.
• No, they just say "F*%# it, just hurry and take the picture already."

When you take your girl/dude to the Kansas Zoo, do people toss banana's and peanuts towards your partner?

• Yeah, they mistake her/him for a baboon,or elephant.
• Yeah, and they say" Wow is it halloween, already?"

Is your girl/guy so ugly that no matter how they beg,you'd never get their face tattoed?

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• Hell no, I wouldn't dare put that mug on my arms, back, chest or anywhere, for that matter.
• Well maybe I'd get it tattooed under my arm pit, or under my big toe.lol..

When you introduce people to your girl, they look confused and say nice to meet you Sir.

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• Yes, all the time.
• If they say "Nice to meet you ma am, they probably are wondering to themselves :Whate plastic surgeon did she us? They're medical license should be revoked immediately.

When you post a picture of yourself, or your partner, people respond like this:

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• "Damn, I hope you sued your mother and father, for conceiving someone so hideous!"
• "Myspace may have a virus, and my computer may have a glitch, but you sure is a UGLY B_ _ _ ch"

compared to the picture on this page with the Ugly Logo beneath.What do you rate your guy/girl?1-10

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• 1-5 She's/He's not as bad as that Lizzard n your page.lol..Ha HA
• 6-10 My dog's hairy butt, with grass stickin to it looks sexier than that dude on your page. Hee Hee.

Is your partner so messed up in the face and body, that you have a nickname for them?

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• Yeah, I call my partner "Lizzard, or Cacooey"
• Yeah I call her "La Sacritiz", cuz she's seen more private parts than men underwear.lol...