The Almost Impossible Quiz 5 (More Deluxe, Extra Special, And Trickier)

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The sequel to the other almost impossible quizzes. The questions in this will get trickier than last time. Some of them may have you completely stumped. But either way, have fun and do your best! There are about 30 questions in this quiz, so be prepared!

1

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
- BECAUSE 7 8 9 LOL
- Because 7 ate 9, while 10 was watching the showdown, and 3 was partying the night off, while 1 put rat poison in 2's drink, and 5 was...well...let's just say he did someone...
- Because 7 write a disturbing note to 6.
- Because 7 wasn't Number 1, so he took out his anger on 6.
- Because 5 accidentally poured gasoline on 7, and he thought it was six, so he sent him on fire, and put cow manuere all over his body.
2

If Mr Smith's peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones' yard, who owns the egg?
- Mr Smith
- Mr Jones
- Mr Idontknowtheanswertothisquestion
- Mrs Smith
- The peacock
- Aunt Rudy
- I never knew Peacocks laid eggs...
- Atlantis
- Jamie Lynn spears
3

Why are 1968 pennies worth more than 1967 pennies?
- Because it's more recent.
- Because everyone hated 1967.
- Why in all the years in the world, did you pick 1968 or 1967?
- Click here.
- Because 1967 is a retard who thinks he's better than 1968.
- Because 1968 is worth a penny a more than 1967.
- Why would anyone buy pennies?
- How much are those pennies anyway?
- RMHSFMHFDETHRYKKJR$OY$JH
4

What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
- Santa claus
- Wtf the question doesn't make any sense.
- Umbrella
- A heart
- Stockings
- Horse droppings
- Cow droppings
- EW AT THE ABOVE ANSWERS
- Any kind of animal.
5

Do you say "Loo-iss-vill" is the capital of Kentucky, or do you say "Loo-ee-vill" is the capital of Kentucky?
- Loo-iss-ville
- Loo-ee-ville
- Ken-tu-cky
- I-dont-get-it
- Question 5
- (no message)
- Frank-fort
- Kentucky Fried Chicken
- What's the answer?
- SOMEONE RESCUE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, YEAH
6

If you spell "sit all day in the tub" S-O-A-K, and you spell "a funny story" J-O-K-E, how do you spell "the white of an egg"?
- Y-O-L-K
- A-L-B-U-M-E-N
- There is no white, just the shell covering.
- WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!??!?!!?!!
- I don't get the beginning of the question so I'll say this: YELLAPALOOZA
- Oh, I get it!
- in
- S-I-X
- W-O-A-H
- or is it
7

If a jumping tomato was retarded, what would you do to it?
- WHAT THE...
- LOL!
- I never knew a tomato could jump or be retarded.
- cut it
- I'd bring it into my bedroom and...well, you can probably guess the rest.
- Smack it, it doesn't deserve to jump or be retarded!
- Depends on what kind of tomato it is.
- Can potatoes jump too?
- What IQ does it have?
- Why would a jumping tomato be retarded?
8

What letter is next in this sequence? M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__
- S
- L
- C
- I DON'T GET IT!!!!!!!!
- Too...much...confusion...
- HOW THE HECK IS THAT A SEQUENCE?!!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!??
- N
- Nickelodeon
- Cartoon Netwrok
- Uh...it's...okay I don't know the answer.
9

How many mistakes are in this Sentence?
- I don't see any.
- None.
- 1,226,363 mistakes
- 3
- 1
- Too many
- Zero
- You forgot to add a period at the end of the sentence
- I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- The word" Sentence" is supposed to be a "Question" because it's asking a question.
10

How many exclamation marks were in the last question in the last answer?
- 10
- 100
- 1000
- 10000
- 100000
- 1000000
- 10000000
- 100000000
- The world may never know
- I wasn't paying attention.
11

yyyy u r, yyyyy u b, i c u r y+y 4= ?
- The answer is false.
- ?
- !
- Lovs
- HEY
- Aunt Jeminah Syrup
- WHAT THE HECK IS THE QUESTION SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!?!?!?!!!?!??!
- (Looks for answer)
- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah!
- me
12

You stepped on a roach, how would the roach's soul get revenge?
- Roach's have souls?
- BY BITING YOU TO DEATH
- UHHHHHHHHHHHH....... (drool)
- It would put coco butter in your shoes, make it feel mushy, then when you walk down stairs, you'd trip and die.
- By making pancakes with windex soap all over it.
- He'd make you commit suicide. (Don't ask how)
13

What are the chanes of you not being satisfied if you got an answer wrong?
- 99.9 percent.
- 0 Percent
- I wouldn't care, I'm only taking this quiz for fun.
- 100000000000 percent
- (Angry) WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!?
- Frosty Is Shibby
- Shibby Is Frosty
- Frosty is shibby? New discovery alert!
14

(A Mario Question) If Giga Mario,Giga Luigi,Giga Peach,Giga Daisy,Giga Yoshi,and Giga Bowser came to your house,what would you do?
- I'd faint to the ground.
- They're fake!
- I'd beg for forgiveness.
- I would grab a bazooka and shoot all of them down.
- I'd scream and run in circles.
- I would start crying like a little girl.
- I would run to Soth Carolina, grab a pepsi, run to Alaska, grab some marshmellows and camp in Vancouver.
- I'd go "What the hell!? Get your fat butts out of my yard! this aint your stompin grounds!"
15

Why in the name of Davy Jones Locker is Google updated all of the time?
- Because it feels like it.
- Because of Davy Jones Locker
- LOL YOU SAID "DAVY JONES"
- DJK
- Waht does Davy Jones Locker have to do with anything about this quesiton!?!?!?!?!?
- Because google sucks.
- Who's google?
- Because Google was kidnapped by Yahoo.com who forced it to make yahoo a never ending muffin supply!
- It was too good and highly addictive.
16

When will i stop making quizzes
- When you stop having a bad attitude.
- NEVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- When Britney spears gets her own game.
- When the world ends.
- When you feel like it.
- When you make 1000000000000000 quizzes.
- When Sour Cream has a corporation in Establishment Furnishing.
- Whe pet rocks become popular again.
- When all of the answers start to make sense.
17

Why hasn't Cheesy McFeazy gotten fat over the years?
- Because all he eats is bacon.
- Who's CheesyMcFeazy?
- He has Subway all the time.
- SUBWAY, EAT FRESH
- He used to eat Mcdonalds all the time but lost 56 pounds and all he eats is glass.
- Cause he hides from the public.
- I DONT KNOW!!!!!!
- He eats cheese all the time
- Sun
18

(Another Mario Question) If Mario and Luigi shaved and put on suits, would they look like Penn & Teller?
- Almost except for the...............nevermind
- Only Luigi would.
- Yes
- no
- Who knows?
- Run
- Only Mario would
- Don't they already have suits?
- 12345678910
19

Why is it possible for dragons to breathe out fire?
- they drink 500000000 bottles of tabasco sauce keep there mouth close plugs they're ears and lets the fire go through the only the part of the mouth area
- They're high all the time.
- Dragons breath fire?
- They're born with it.
- Because God made them to be that way.
- Because Aunt Benna said so!
- I'm just gonna go with the answer: Pie
- They live near fire all the time.
- They're hot blooded. (Sings the song Hot Blooded)
20

When will people on this site join the Navy?
- The navy's gone downhill the instant it was made...
- When pigs forget how to fly.
- When they feel like it.
- I DONT WANNA JOIN THE NAVY!!!! (cries)
- I'm already in the navy.
- I'm at the store Old Navy, if that's what you're talking.
- Nobody knows...
- In 2012
- In 5859745485745.33 years
21

Why is Saturn bigger than Earth?
- It's how the world goes round.
- It's how Mars goes round.
- Because Saturn is a retard who thinks it's better than Earth.
- Because it's next to Jupiter.
- Because it's pink for who knows what reason.
- Because it's got rings which I would buy for 3000 dollars.
- It isn't.
- It's how it was made.
- Christmas Island
22

Is it posssibe to annull a wedding because an explosion killed your parents?
- yes. I've had personal exp-wait.........uh...............i.............nevermind
- No
- I'm sure it's been done atleast once before.
- Monkeys
- Possibly. Depends how much damage is done.
- N/A
- I GIVE UP!!!!!!!! I DON"T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Y-O-U are making this hard.
- ................what?
23

How many turtles can fit into a toilet?
- About 15
- Zero
- 29495038540854856678 turtles
- 1
- Why would someone put a turtle into a toilet?
- THST MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
- .............................................
- 10
- 69
24

a fat man is eating a ham sandwich skipping down the beach His wife's laying on the beach, the man trips on her umbrella, falling face first and swallowing her What does this have to do with Canada?
- WHAT THE HELL!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!??
- THAT FAT MAN WAS........ME
- That has nothing to do with Canada!
- Um, ok....
- The man was eating a sandwich that had Canadian abcon, but he thought it was ham.
- The beach was in Canada!
- HE'S A CANNIBAL!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
- SOS
- uhh.....Zero!
25

Why won't Cats and Dogs lighten up and get along together?
- They already did, didn't you know.
- No really, didn't you know.
- They won't cause they're opposites.
- Cause since Cats have nine lives, ad Dogs have only 1, they think they are better so that's when the war started.
- Cu
- Blu
- Because Pigs got in the way of Dogs and Cats friendship a LOOOOOOOONG time ago...
- They are, they're just pretending to hate each other.
- Because Males and Females usually don't get along together, especially animals.
26

If some Humans were addicted to Pot, and elephants were addicted to peanuts, what would Rabbits be addicted too?
- Carrots
- Shallots
- HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!???!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!
- Wood Glue
- Elmer's Glue cause it tastes the best and has 15 essential nutrients.
- Whatever they're addicted to
- Tomatoes (Mostly Jumping and retarded tomatoes)
- Mice
- They're selves
27

Will this Quiz ever end?
- nope and nope and nope and nope and nope andnope and nope and nope and nope and nope andnope and nope and nope and nope and nope andnope and nope and nope and nope and nope andnope and nope and nope and nope and nope andnope and nope and nope and nope and nope andnope and nope and nope and nope and nope andnope and nope and nope and nope and nope andnope and nope and nope and nope and nope and..............okayn il stop
- It will end whenver and whatever!
- It will end when the world ends
- IT CAN END IF IT WANTS TO
- It will never end
- This answer is correct.
- The above answer is incorrect.
- This is a Quiz?
- Maybe...maybe not...
28

How many bananas does the average monkey eat per year?
- 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bananas.
- I'm too lazy to find out.
- 1,000 bananas
- 1
- 1 million
- Look it up!
- Well, let's find out...
- I thought monkeys ate frogs?
- No
29

How old is this site?
- 37
- or is she
- About 2 years old
- I never knew the site was a female....
- Under a year
- or is it
- or is who?
- um...24!
- Suitcase
30

Who's more likely to be stupid? The creator of Google, or the creator of Disney?
- Well, let's see they're both guys....................................
- Or are they
- WHAT!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?
- Most likely Disney.
- Google, because it doesn't give me what I want
- Jo Momma
- Emily Osment
- Both
- The man under the bridge
31

This is the last question. Which answer is incorrect?
- This one.
- That one.
- Over there
- Over here
- North
- South
- East
- West
- Incorrectness

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The Almost Impossible Quiz 5 (More Deluxe, Extra Special, And Trickier)

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

If Mr Smith's peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones' yard, who owns the egg?

Why are 1968 pennies worth more than 1967 pennies?

What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?

Do you say "Loo-iss-vill" is the capital of Kentucky, or do you say "Loo-ee-vill" is the capital of Kentucky?

If you spell "sit all day in the tub" S-O-A-K, and you spell "a funny story" J-O-K-E, how do you spell "the white of an egg"?

If a jumping tomato was retarded, what would you do to it?

What letter is next in this sequence? M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__

How many mistakes are in this Sentence?

How many exclamation marks were in the last question in the last answer?

yyyy u r, yyyyy u b, i c u r y+y 4= ?

You stepped on a roach, how would the roach's soul get revenge?

What are the chanes of you not being satisfied if you got an answer wrong?

(A Mario Question) If Giga Mario,Giga Luigi,Giga Peach,Giga Daisy,Giga Yoshi,and Giga Bowser came to your house,what would you do?

Why in the name of Davy Jones Locker is Google updated all of the time?

When will i stop making quizzes

Why hasn't Cheesy McFeazy gotten fat over the years?

(Another Mario Question) If Mario and Luigi shaved and put on suits, would they look like Penn & Teller?

Why is it possible for dragons to breathe out fire?

When will people on this site join the Navy?

Why is Saturn bigger than Earth?

Is it posssibe to annull a wedding because an explosion killed your parents?

How many turtles can fit into a toilet?

a fat man is eating a ham sandwich skipping down the beach His wife's laying on the beach, the man trips on her umbrella, falling face first and swallowing her What does this have to do with Canada?

Why won't Cats and Dogs lighten up and get along together?

If some Humans were addicted to Pot, and elephants were addicted to peanuts, what would Rabbits be addicted too?

Will this Quiz ever end?

How many bananas does the average monkey eat per year?

How old is this site?

Who's more likely to be stupid? The creator of Google, or the creator of Disney?

This is the last question. Which answer is incorrect?

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