How Will You Be Murdered?

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Maybe you'll be beaten in the Kitchen with the Lead Pipe. Who knows? Take this quiz and you'll know.

1

You're home alone.
- Great! I'll call a few friends, maybe Jesse, Jenny, Mike, Jake, Andrea, Chris, Tasha...
- What? But...but i thought i was taking this quiz!...W-where am i?
- First of all, let's unlock these doors. I mean, it IS a murder quiz, but nothings going to happen to me...
- Oh, no. PANIC! PANIC! LOCK ALL THE DOORS AND WINDOWS! BOARD UP THE HOUSE! Okay, I'll just get Jeff the Monkey, and we can go downstairs and hide.
- Ooh. Good. Time to eat!
2

Pick a number, any number
- Sorry, i cant, i have Cheeto cheese on my fingers. Heh. Cheeto cheese. Funny.
- Am i donig this in front of a group? I hate it when magic tricks don't have groups
- But...but i thought i was at home!!! UGH! You're confusing me!!
- Gee. What fun.
- What? Why? Is this how kids die these days?!?! Do they pick a number...and then, that's there...uhh....time to...die?
3

Well? What's your number?
- W-why do you gotta know, huh? Want me to die, huh? Well, I WONT STAND FOR IT!
- I already told you,i gotta lick the Cheeto cheese off my fingers.
- My number? Should i show everybody? My number is 4
- I'm still trying to figure out where I am...
- 7. Are we don't yet?
4

You're a Superhero!
- Sweet! I'll be the coolest superhero EVER! XD everyone will want to be me.
- SuperHERO? I'm gonna be a superVILLAN! I'll be the most powerful supervillan in the whole wide world! Mwahahahaaa
- But..but what is people finds my secret identity? I'll be screwed! I..."sniff"...what's gonna happen then?
- But wait!!! You never showed us the rest of the magic trick!
- WOOT! MEAT VISION!!!
5

Oh, crap. You need your Science paper, but you left it at home. What sucks about that is, it's due today.
- That's okay, Cuz im...Superhero! Nananannananananaaaa...superpowers, activate! Nananannaaa...
- Well...I needed SOMETHING to wipe the Cheeto cheese off my fingers...heh...
- Wow. What a bummer. Oh well.
- Well, I'll just ask one of my friends if i can copy down what they wrote...it's not cheating, it's called helping one another!
- Oh, WHY ME? My Science teacher will beat me to a pulp, i just KNOW it!!! "huddles in feetle position"
6

Boo!
- Aahh. You scared me.
- Bugaboo!
- AHHH! You scared me! Don't! I mean it! That was scary! NOO! Not again! Not again!
- Too busy talking with friends
- Isn't that a type of candy bar?
7

Pizza.
- ZzzZZzzZzZZz....
- Ooh, yeah. Uhh, extra large, please, all my friends will be joining me.
- Are you gonna poison me? Huh? Is that it? Yeah, that's right. You, are, arent you?!!
- Extra large. I'm hungery.
- ...Wow.
8

Hey there.
- Hi!
- ZzzZZzZZZzz...Oh, what?
- thwnpyhgew...eatnig peezah, cnt...tawlk.
- These questions are getting REALLY stupid
- W-what do you want from me?! To KILL ME?!
9

Your killer's at your door.
- No he's not, you liar. I'm looking outside my door RIGHT NOW and theres no one out there. So ha
- NOOO! LOCK THE WINDOWS, THE DOORS! JEFF!!! MONKEY JEFF!!! WHERE ART THOU?!?!? NOOOO!
- Yay! I'll get the chips and salsa!
- Ooh! Let him in! He can join the party!
- But...I thoguht i was talking to you....why are you jumping around like this? You're confusing me!!! Help!!
10

Suddenly, you see a light benig turned on. In your basement.
- I told them when i threw the party NOT to go in the basement. "Sigh".
- Damn that flickering light!
- Is this the right answer?
- Oh. That's just me. See, I'm in my hiding spot right now, and Jeff just turned on the lights.
- Ummmmmm....okie dokie then!
11

GASP! You found a dead corpse in your kitchen!
- But what about the light?
- Ooh, great. Sprinkle a little oregano on him and let's cook him up!
- Hey, that's not fair, i was talking to him! Make him die LATER!
- AHHHHHHH!!!!! HELPPPP! DEAD PERSON! DEAD PERSON! I SEE DEAD PERSON! HELP! AMBULANCE! POLICE! FIRE DEPARTMENT! SOCIAL SECURITY! MAID SERVICE! HELP!!!!
- Alright, FIRST, no killer, then a flickering light. And now this. What is going on here?!
12

Your killer's about to kill you. Your last words?
- Mwahaha, too bad for you. I am a SUPERHERO!!!! PREPARE TO BE DEFEATED!
- Wow. It's funny how you think you can really kill me. I think you forgot the element of SUPRISE! "start samurai sword fighting"
- Can I have some FRIES with that SHAKE?
- So anyway, as i was saying, then she like TOTALLY got the purse! Yeah, and it wasn't white, it was BROWN. I know. Dreadful, right? So anyway, THEN...
- Please. "sniff" i beg of you!!! You can take my 15-year-old cat, just please...DONT TAKE ME!
13

This quiz is almost done.
- Great, maybe after this I'll call some friends and tell them about this quiz! Maybe Ashley, Brad, Cory, Alyssa...
- And i still cant understand what I'm doing.
- Ooh, great, and so is the dead person. I mean, he's still got maybe a few more minutes, but i think he's pretty much Al Dente.
- Gee. Too bad. Well, see ya, wouldnt want to be ya.
- What??!?! You're going to leave me?! Right after you tell me what I'm gonna die from?
14

Your at the Grocery store. What do you get?
- W-why am i here? Why can't i be at home? "GASP" Is my killer here? I bet he is! Quick! Where'd Jeff go!?!?
- No, I'm NOT at the grocery store, you liar. you're a liar. Ha.
- Well, I'm gonna have a sleepover today, so probably a lot of candy.
- Yum! I want 10 of everything!
- How'd i get here? Is that one of my superpowers?
15

Quick! Pick a color!
- Pink!
- Black!
- Orange!
- Red!
- Why? The end of the world is near!!!!
- Toucan Sam!
- Sea Green!
- Blue!
- Purple!
- Err....Kool Aid Red!

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How Will You Be Murdered?

You're home alone.

Pick a number, any number

Well? What's your number?

You're a Superhero!

Oh, crap. You need your Science paper, but you left it at home. What sucks about that is, it's due today.

Boo!

Pizza.

Hey there.

Your killer's at your door.

Suddenly, you see a light benig turned on. In your basement.

GASP! You found a dead corpse in your kitchen!

Your killer's about to kill you. Your last words?

This quiz is almost done.

Your at the Grocery store. What do you get?

Quick! Pick a color!

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