Which Yo Mamma jokes are funny?

Please select all that apply.

• Yo mammas so poor she washes paper plates
• Yo mammas so fat she uses I-95 as a slip'n'slide
• Yo mammas so fat when she was in school she sat next to everybody
• Yo mammas so fat she has to wake up in sections
• Yo mammas so poor her welcome mat doesn't say welcome it says welfare
• Yo mammas breath so stank when she yawns her teeth duck
• When yo mamma went swiming in the ocean all the whales started singing we are family even though you are bigger than me
• Yo mammas so stupid she sold the car for gas money
• Yo mammas so fat when she walked in front of the tv I missed 3 commercials
• Yo mammas so ugly when she entered an ugly competition they said sorry no proffessionals
• I'm sorry I shoulodn't be making fun of yo mamma I don't even know the man