Personality Quiz: Quick Unofficial Comedic Personality 6.5

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- Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. And even if you got shot, you wouldn't have to go to a doctor, whoever shot you would take their bullet back.
- “Whole world is f-ckin’ crazy, you don’t know what to trust. You can stay away from drugdealers and gangbangers all your life and still get killed by a squirrel.”
- You could break your neck and your mama still be mad.."you done broke your goddamn neck...lay down and take a nap you simple bastard."
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- Black people don't go bungee jumping because its too much like lynching. You're gonna tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must have lost your goddamn mind, let me do you, i'll do you.
- I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
- "We got our soldiers fighting gangstas. Them terrorists is gangsta. How the f-ck you gonna scare somebody that wanna die? Like: 'I'll kill your mothaf-ckin asss.' 'Thank you very much.' What the f-ck ?"
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- You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. That's not a payment, that's a jack. You get your check, money gone.
- People, I just wanna say publicly that maybe we shouldnt be beating our kids....publicly.
- And you always had to stay at your mean grandma's house, everything you do is gonna run up her light bill. "don't open that umbrella in the house its bad luck, lighting be done struck my house and my light bill be sky high" no its bad luck having a hole in your f-cking roof.
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- That's why I love America, cause we're some bullies. We're on CNN saying "say our name b!tch, and see if we don't come over to your country and kill everyone of you". If you don't believe me, tell me what the Iraqi army uniform looks like...don't worry, I'll wait. We ain't killin their army, we killin' them.
- I love my job, some people don't like their job though, they stay up late and then try to estimate how much sleep they're gonna get.
- “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'D-ck', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?”
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- I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.
- Atlanta is the place to be, all of your dreams can come true, or you can get shot at a stoplight.
- I mean, they don't grade fathers. But if your daughter's a stripper, you f-cked up.
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