Which Yo Mama jokes do you like??

Please select all that apply.

• Yo Mama so fat that when she step on a scale it said to be continued.
• Yo Mama so fat that she has to iron her pants in a driveway.
• Yo Mama so stupid she sold her car to get gas money.
• Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, she makes the sun jealous.
• Yo Mama is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, she got disqualified for being a pro.
• Yo Mama so fat that when she pressed the elevator button to go up -- it went down!
• Yo Mama so fat that when she gets on the scale it reads out her cell phone number.
• Yo Mama so old she sat next to Jesus in the 3rd Grade.
• Yo Mama so poor that when she went in the front door, she went out the back!
• Yo Mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
• Yo Mama so ugly she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.
• Yo Mama so poor she needs a coupon for the 99 - cent store.
• Yo Mama so poor she washes paper plates.
• Yo Mama so poor her car is a box ( her home ) with wheels.
• Yo Mama so fat her MySpace page is a list of her favorite restaurants.
• Yo Mama so ugly she makes BLIND people cry!
• Yo Mama so stupid she tried to drown a goldfish.
• Yo Mama so poor when someone stepped on a lit cigarette, she said "Who turned off the heat?"
• Yo Mama so fat that when God created light, he asked her to move.
• Yo Mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror it said, "Gimme a break and wear a mask!"
• Yo Mama is so dirty when she tries to take a bath, the water jumps out and says, "I ain't touching that sh**!"
• Yo Mama is your momma!