Personality Quiz: R U a Vampire?

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Where did Vaaaaampiiiireees coooome frommm???
- I don't know my HISTORY....duh....
- Atlantis!
- Transelvania
- Vampires don't exist....DUH (make that retarded gesture with your hand)
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How do you kill a vampire?
- A wooden stake
- Hack off his head with a sword of some sort or injuring them so bad that they bleed to death.
- VAMPIRES DONT EXIST!!!!!!!!! stupid...
- we die like everybody else does!
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How are vampires special?
- VAMPIRES STILL DONT EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Hello VAMPIRE......We drink blood.....Doesnt that BOTHER YOU!!!!!?????
- Well we came from atlantis.....We are stronger...faster.....And live longer....and dont die unless we are killed. But the healing process of the Nanos causes a lack of blood which is what Nanos run on.We had blood banks in Atlantis but when it fell we had to live among humans who didn't.....so that is why we have a bad Reputation...(We don't feed on humans anymore because law says we can only feed on them in emergencies(like if we run out of baged blood))
- EVERYRHING!
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That is Holy Water you just drank!
- (Choke ,Coff ,Hack)
- Well I'd assume you are Christian so I respect your religous beliefs.
- Im gonna die!!!
- Are you kidding Holy water doesn't hurt me!
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There is garlic in the pizza you just ate!
- I love Garlic!
- I can't eat that!
- I hate garlic......breath
- Help!Call a doctor!(make Hyperventilating noises)
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I hold up a cross what do you do?
- So.....
- I am a Christian tooo!
- (Cough)It burns!
- That sooooo doesn't match your shoes!
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Why do vampires have such a bad rep?
- They....(calm down)...Aren't......(calm down)....REAL!!!!!!
- Because....
- Because we are evil!!!!! Mwahahahahahaha(cough)
- Because of Hollywood and Bram Stoker!
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How do you find a mate?
- Prostitute!
- Bite Them when you see them!
- It will be your lifemate! you know you have found your lifemate when you start eating and drinking human food(vampires usually stop after the first hundered years).
- Chatroom!
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Everyone is different, and so are their answers. What is your:
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R U a Vampire?

Where did Vaaaaampiiiireees coooome frommm???

How do you kill a vampire?

How are vampires special?

That is Holy Water you just drank!

There is garlic in the pizza you just ate!

I hold up a cross what do you do?

Why do vampires have such a bad rep?

How do you find a mate?

Everyone is different, and so are their answers. What is your:

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