Survey: Rabid Kitty Encounter(THE SEQUEL)

1

You are sitting on a bench and all of a sudden you see THE RABID KITTY.
- Oh no.
- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! CALL THE VET!!!!! CALL THE DOCTOR!!! CALL 911!!!!!!! AND DON'T FORGET TO CALL MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!
- It's all right. I still have my gun.
2

You see something nearby and you throw it at the kitty. What did you throw?
- I don't know.
- I think it was a gun.
- A peanut.
- HoW tHe HeCh WoUlD i KnOw???
- Some dead guy's toe I think.
3

Oh dear!
- What?
- WHAT!
4

The kitty just pooped on your shoe.
- Yuck.
- Gross.
- AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
- Does that mean I'm gonna get rabies now?
- WTF?
5

What will you do NOW?
- Run.
- Scream.
- Eat a peanut. MY peanut.
- Watch TV. Wait, is there a TV?
- CALL 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6

What do you think you'll do next time to encounter the rabid kitty?
- SHOOT IT.
- RUN.
- CRY.
- Tell it to go poo on another guy's shoe.
- I don't know. Maybe, like, poop on it's shoe? Yeah, that'll show 'em!=D
7

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Rabid Kitty Encounter(THE SEQUEL)