Yo Mama jokes [acutually good ones]

funniest yo mama jokes:

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• yo mama so fat she got more rolls then a bakery
• yo mama so fat, when she puts on a raincoat , people call out"Taxi"
• yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please
• yo mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it
• yo mama so fat she laid on the ocean and spain claimed her as new land
• yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her head so she could make-up her mind
• yo mama so stupid she got locked in the groccery store and starved to death
• yo mama so stupid she traded her car for gas money
• yo mama so stupid she asked the number for 911
• yo mama so stupid she thought a quaterback was an income tax refund
• yo mama so poor she waves a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
• yo mama so old she knew burger king as a prince
• yo mama so old , i told her to act her age and she rolled over and died
• yo mama so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they told her no professionals
• yo mama gums so black she spits yoo-hoo

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