yo mama jokes......

which yo mama jokes r da funniest?

Please select all that apply.

• Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
• Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
• Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
• Yo mama so stupid she sold her car to pay far petrol
• Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
• Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
• Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
• Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
• Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
• Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
• Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
• Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
• Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
• Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
• Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
• Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
• Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
• Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
• Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
• Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
• Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
• Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
• Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
• Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

were these funny?

• yes... i needa go to the toilet
• no... it sucked

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