Quiz: Are you a funny person?

1

What would you say to a girl in a date if you wanted to brake up with her?
- Nice face...I say that just because it's prettier then mine!
- Cool watch what is it from the first century!
- Excuse me I gotta go to the bathroom...at my house!
2

Why does the chiken cross the road...
- To go get a drink!
- To commit suicide!
- To run away from you!
3

What excuse would you make if you didn't wanna go to school?
- Mom I can't,Fat Bastard ate my legs!
- I feel...almost depressed!
- I can't find my invisible homework!
4

What do you say to the guy who stole your girlfriend?
- So how is it going with you and and bigfoot...I mean Ashley?
- So...is she pregnant or what?I wanted to see how your monster-kids look like!!!
- Too bed I didn't use any condoms!
5

What would you say if someone tells you that you smell like poop?
- You're right! But you're ugly and I'm going to take a shower!
- If I smell like poop,what do you smell like?
- Oh! I'm sorry I don't pay attention to dumb s**ts!
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Everyone is different, and so are their answers. What is your:
- Gender
- Birth Year

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