CHEESE:THE life of Carl and his secret agent cat.

one day, u stop and say: one day, i meta man named Carl, and his cat. this is his life story.

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• i met him in Starbucks. he said to me:HOODLY DOODLY!
• WHY THE CRAP DID I JUST SAY THAT?

after he said that, he shook ur hand and introduced himself, and invited u over.

• u say: sure, ill come!
• NO! I DONT EVEN KNOW U, AND UR HOODLY DOODLING ME!

at his house, u notice his cat is gone. u will soon find out his secret.

• OMG! UR CAT IS A SECRET AGENT!?!?
• whatevr. i dont know this hoodly doodly guy, nor do i care about his "rat"

now, he says " yes, he is a secret agent. u see, i have a very unusual life...

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• oh? and ur telling me ur "life story" now? well, i dont wanna hear it! * karates him all ovah the place!*
• wow! LEMME HEAR UR AWESUM LIFE STORY! R U JESUS?

he says: no, im not jesus, i am ur father.

• OMG DADDSIEPOO!
• no ur not!

he says: yes i am. i am that b/c i am the jedi. DUN DUN dadadadadadada dada star wars theme

• PREPARE FO' BATTLE! more theme song
• omg DADDSIEPOO JEDI DOOD!!!!!!

also, NOBODY LOVES U! HA HA! jokey!

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• GRRRRRRRR! i will have to KILL U!
• uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhmmmmmmmmm... im bored.

okay, so now hes at ur house, and ur introducing him to ur parents

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• so, mom, this is Carl. he has an awesome life. w/ a secret agent cat, and being a Jedi!
• I WILL KILL U CARL!

he runs out of ur house screaming "I FORGOT TO DO MY LAUNDRY!"

• ooooooooooh. the pooor, poor thing!
• HAHA! THATLL TEACH HIM!

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• YAY!
• NO! I HATE CARL!