which are the funniest? im not in favor of dumb blonde jokes, but im bored!!

Please select all that apply.

• there was a dum blonde who walked into the hair salon with huge headphones. the lady said can you take off those? and the dumb blonde didn't reply. "excuse me? i need to do your hair!" the lady said. the lady thought it would be ok so she took off the headphones and then in a couple of minutes, the dumb blonde dropped dead. the lady pickedup the headphones to listen to what she was listening and heard, "breathe in, breathe out."
• a dum blonde evtered an store and asked, "hello. can i buy that tv ?" "we don't sell to blondes." the next day, the dumb blond dyed her hair green "can i buy that tv over there?" "we don't sell to dum blondes." the dumb blonde came with her hair shaved off. " can i buy that tv?" " no." i dyed my hair and shaved it off! how u know that i was a dumb blonde?" "that's a microwave."
• 5 year old dumb blonde. 3 men kiddnapped her. they were trying to fix their car and so they placed her inside a chalk drawn circle.man said, "don't go out of this circle or else we'll shoot you." . 2 hours later, she giggled. saw that she had food in her hand! "whoa never mind. y did you giggle?" "nothing" she replied in the morning the girl laughed. "what's so funny?" "she replyed "i went to the store and bought some food! and i went to a whole different state y didn't she just run away?
• y does it take so long to build a dum blonde snowman? ---because you have to make a hollow head
• there was this smartish and dumish blonde girl. she said that a cat said meow and and a dog said bark. then she said, if they married eachother, then she said the child animal would say mark! pretty smart isn't she?
• how many dummb blonde jokes are there in the world?---- none they're all true.