funny yo mamma jokes

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• Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
• Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
• Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
• Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
• Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
• Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
• Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
• Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
• Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.