Quiz: completely weird madness test

1

If the dog was green, why was the fish hairy?
- because the spoon
- what?
- I don't know, did you ask him?
- Braaaawwwwwk. OMG look at the bean!
- I blame the chicken, personally
2

When the day rolls in to blue, who is the priest?
- .Barry
- Barry
- Barry
- Barry.
- Norman (obviously)
3

Pink, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink...
- pink
- turquiose
- steel
- SPOON
- armchairs falling from the skies
4

How does the song go?
- My old man's a dustman, he ate cheese
- My old man's a dustman, he ate a hamster
- My old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's cap
- My old man's a cheese, the sky is purple
- My old man's a dustman, he ran away
5

How do you spell AUTOMONOUS?
- You just spelt it and I love singing about grass
- A.U.T.R.E.E.eeeeeeeeeeeee
- S.Y.E.P.E.H.R.F. Well that's what the pixie claims anyway
- Flagmer Jahaar
- AUTOM, hang on while I ask the elephant
6

Who shall inherit the Earth?
- Barry
- My horse, Nigel
- The Greek, apparently
- Plastic cutlery
- Just because the world is green don't you go forcing your questions on me. I'm telling my panda on you. Sniff
7

The main ingredients of a screwdriver are...
- Juice and juice
- Juice and sausages
- Petrol and...cats? I don't know!
- I think, therefore Nigel doesn't have to. But it's ok because the plane is brown.
- Metal and flowers
8

OMG it's a...
- Fork with pointy shoes
- Mailman. ROCK ON!!
- Small yet perfectly formed hedgehog living in my ear
- Banana stew. IN MY HOUSE!
- Dog
9

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completely weird madness test

If the dog was green, why was the fish hairy?

When the day rolls in to blue, who is the priest?

Pink, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink...

How does the song go?

How do you spell AUTOMONOUS?

Who shall inherit the Earth?

The main ingredients of a screwdriver are...

OMG it's a...

Everyone is different, and so are their answers. What is your:

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