WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN THIS SITUATION???

You're in accupuncture therapy and all of a sudden there's a fire and you are fourced to jump out the window onto a giant sheet that the fire fighters are holding to catch you. What do you do?

• Jump. Better to be stabbed by a bunch of needles than to die in a fire right? You might make it!
• Pick out every individual needle as the fire creeps closer and closer to you.
• Decide that you would rather die in a fire than to be stabbed with a bunch of needles!
• Scream at the fire fighters, asking them why they can't come in and get you. That is their job after all, isn't it?

You are at the beach and all of a sudden you see a shark fin swirling around in circles in the water. What do you do?

• Scream and run around the beach yelling at random people that there is a shark in the water and encourage them to freak out with you.
• It's just a shark, who cares? If someone gets eaten it's their fault.
• Alert the life guard.
• Go in the water and try to kill it.

You are resting peacefully in your house, and all of a sudden you hear a loud bang that sounds like a gun shot. What do you do?

• Scream out your window asking what the hell that noise was.
• Call the police.
• Call all of your neighbors and ask them if they heard the noise too.
• Nothing. You're pretty sure it was just construction or something of that sort.

Some maniac serial killer with a giant butcher knife walks into your house and starts saying "Marco?!" What do you do?

• Say "Polo." That's how the game is played, isn't it?
• Walk up to them and say "No, I'm not Marco, I think you've got the wrong address"
• Call the police. They seem to be helping you out a lot lately...
• Ask him why he walked into your house and why he has a giant butcher knife in his hand.

You are at school, and you can't get your locker open. What do you do?

• Get the janitor.
• Start bashing it in with a textbook hoping that will work.
• Start going up to random people in the hallway screaming at them that you can't get your stupid locker to open.
• Bring a bomb to school and place it on your locker and blow it up to get it open.

You are driving and all of a sudden a car pulls out in front of you and you crash into it. What do you do?

• Keep ramming them into the wall and honk and scream at them.
• Pinch yourself to make sure you are alive and that you aren't dreaming, and then drive off.
• Go up to them and take their insurence card and run away.
• Get out and ask them if they are alright and call the police. You've been calling them a lot lately, but that is their job after all.

Some strange looking guy comes up to you and hands you $100. You can tell that he isn't right in the head. What do you do?

• Take it!!! It's $100!!!
• Hand it back to him and thank him, and walk away slowly.
• Shoot him and run away, taking the $100. You feel you've done a good deed to the world AND gotten $100 for free!
• Tell him that you and him will go somewhere fun, leading him to the nearest mental institution.

Your friend tells you that she wants to kill herself. What do you do?

• Ask her if she does, if you could have her really cool charm bracelet.
• Tell her she's stupid for thinking that and walk away.
• Tell her to call the suicide hotline number, and confort her telling her everything will be alright.
• Keep beating her up until she's unconscious and drag her into a cage, preventing her from killing herself.

You're walking in the park, and you see a ball on the ground. You pick it up and you see a giant spider on the ball. You're terrified of spiders. What do you do?

• Throw it at someone's head and run away.
• Put it down gently, being cautiouse not to disrupt the sider, and walk away slowly.
• Scream your head off and start hitting the ball multiple times with a stick.
• Go to the police department and start screaming at them that there is a spider on a ball in the park and that everyone should evacuate immediately. (The police are starting to get tired of you now)

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