Personality Quiz: Which Keanu Reeves Character Are You?

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Popquiz, hotshot! There’s a bomb on a bus. Bus goes below 50, it’ll blow. What do you do?
- I’d wanna know what bus it was.
- There is no bus.
- Party on, dude!
- I’ll defend the bomber, and I won’t lose. I’m a lawyer! That’s my job, that’s what I do!
- I can’t wait to send a magical mailbox letter to Sandy about this!
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OK, Wyld Stallyn, Rufus has just given you the Time-Traveling Phonebooth. Who would you like to go back in time and meet?
- JFK (Johnny Utah always gets his man)
- Buddha (not the Keanu one)
- So-crates Johnson (Dust. Wind. Dude.)
- Satan (It’s Father’s Day)
- The princesses. (Who? You’ll see…)
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You’re about to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. How do you feel?
- I’m gonna die now. I’m gonna effin’ die now!
- I wish I had taken the blue pill.
- This is totally non, non non, non non, non-heinous!
- Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever
- This is more real to me than anything I’ve ever known.
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Charlize Theron is dying, and wants to spend her last remaining month completely altering your life (supposedly for the better). What do you say?
- Vaya con dios, brah.
- Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger and you give me my phone call.
- A month with Charlize Theron? EXCELLENT! (/plays air guitar)
- You know what scares me? I quit the case, she gets better... and I hate her for it.
- November is all I know, and all I ever wanna know.

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Which Keanu Reeves Character Are You?

Popquiz, hotshot! There’s a bomb on a bus. Bus goes below 50, it’ll blow. What do you do?

OK, Wyld Stallyn, Rufus has just given you the Time-Traveling Phonebooth. Who would you like to go back in time and meet?

You’re about to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. How do you feel?

Charlize Theron is dying, and wants to spend her last remaining month completely altering your life (supposedly for the better). What do you say?

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