What are the funniest yo mama jokes?

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• yo mamas so hairy, when she gave birth you almost got rug burn!
• yo mamas so old, i told her to act her age and she died!
• yo mamas so dumb, when i told her i needed to use the can, she got me the can opener!
• yo mamas so ugly, a blind guy ran and screamed from her!
• yo mamas so fat, when she got hit by a car she yelled "who threw that rock?!"
• yo mamas so skinny, she holahops with a cherrio!