Things that I think about

Do you ever sit and think about random things?

• Yeah all the time
• No not really
• Sometimes

Have you ever wondered about...

Please select all that apply.

• Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?
• Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
• Why are Man Holes round? Why not another shape? Why not man shaped?
• Are Zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
• How is it that black stripes help an orange tiger hide in a green jungle?
• Why don't doughnut holes come in the doughnuts?
• Why is a bakers dozen 13 not 12?
• Which DID come 1st the chicken or the egg? (and why do we care?)
• When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
• When French people swear do they say excuse my English?
• Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
• Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
• If you work for yahoo can you use Google?
• If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
• If everyone is unique doesn't that mean we are all really the same?
• What would the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
• If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
• If a tree falls in the forrest and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound?
• What is the sound of one hand clapping?
• Why DID the chicken cross the road?
• Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
• Why are there Nutrition Facts and Indredients on my PURE WATER bottle?
• If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
• Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
• Why aren't there B Batteries?
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
• What the heck is a woodchuck??? Why do we care?
• Why are gas prices so high?
• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
• Why do they put braille on the Drive-Through ATM machines?
• If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
• Why when people ask you if you found something you lost, are you surprised that it was in the last place you looked? Where else would it be?
• Why do people point to their wrists to ask you the time?
• Is the ball used in fooseball, a fooseball ball or just a fooseball?
• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
• Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
• If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
• What if there were no hypothetical situations?
• How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
• Why don't HAMburgers have HAM on them?
• If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
• If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
• Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
• Why don't they make more things out of the material that they use to make the indestructable black boxes?
• Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
• Why is it a pair of jeans?
• Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
• Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
• Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
• Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
• Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
• How can someone "draw a blank"?
• Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
• When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
• Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
• Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
• Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
• Does a fish get cramps after eating?
• Do goldfish turn white in the dark?
• Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
• What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
• Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
• Why is it when someone tells you not to do something, you want to do it more?
• Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients.... but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons?
• Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?
• Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
• Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
• What made dogs hate mail men so much?
• Why do they report power outages on TV?
• If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
• Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
• Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
• When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
• Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
• Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
• If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
• If you are in Hell and you're mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
• If you're in your car trying to find an address why do you turn down the radio?