haha more jokes: cigarrete Warnings...

How about something like this...:

Please select all that apply.

• *1. Warning: These cigarettes are king size -- how about you?
• *2. Warning: Smoking sections in restaurants aren't the only things getting smaller.
• * 3.Warning: If you don't reduce your smoking, your smoking will reduce you.
• * 4.Warning: Smoking may lead to ridicule on your honeymoon.
• *5. Warning: Smoke rises, but you may not.
• * 6.Warning: Second-hand smoke can be harmful to children -- That is.. if you're capable of conceiving any.
• * 7.Warning: Cigarettes get shorter the more you puff -- so do you.
• * 8.Warning: How can you enjoy a smoke afterwards, if there's no before?
• * 9.Warning: The only thing left after a smoke is a dead stub.
• * 10.Warning: Don't throw lit cigarettes in the urinal -- you might not have the range to put them out.

did you find these funny?

• Yes, so i will leave you a comment kaitlyn love you =]
• hmm yes....so im still leaving a comment =D ---i didnt really need this second question but it wouldnt elt me..plus i needed the intro =P---