Which is the best YO MAMMA joke???!!!!!!

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• Yo mamma so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked jesus in the chin!
• Yo Mamma so stupid she invented a no sound car alarm
• Yo Mamma so ugly she went in to a hounted house and came with a application
• Yo mamma so poor i asked her where the bathroom is and she said pick any corner
• Yo mamma so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade
• Yo mamma so fat she heard it was chilly out side and grabbed a bowl
• yo Mamma so fat she uses Mexico as her tanning bed
• yo mamma so fat she went to hotel andasked for a water bed so they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean
• Yo mamma so skinny she hola hoops with a cherrio