Fill in the funny story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He comes to your door and knocks on it loud and rapidly. My name is Eric Bob but you can call me Bob!

• Buzz off retart!!!!!!!
• Come in.
• Ill kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The next day he follows you to work/school.

Please select all that apply.

• You hit him with a baseball bat.
• You ignore him.
• You say okay and let him follow you.
• You make an unexpected stop at the ammo store if you know what I mean.

You get home and notice you havent seen Bob since this morning. You realize he is sitting on your couch.

• GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Okay. Dosnt matter to me.
• Bam!!!!!!!!! Bob go nite nite.
• You faint.

Bob gets hit by a car! Another one is coming!

• Yes! Come on. Just a little faster!
• Oh no poor Eric Bob!!!
• No wait I want to kill him!!!!!!!
• Dont matter to me.

Eric Bob dies. You are at his funeral. He has just been buried.

• You dance on his grave!!!!
• You weep
• You try a ritual to bring him back to life so you can be the one to kill him.
• You fart and hope no one notices.

Bob is not around.

Please select all that apply.

• Yah!
• Wah!
• Moo!
• Homer Simpson

You start to feel lonly without Bob.

Please select all that apply.

• You make a lifesized statue of Bob.
• You make a Bob puppet.
• You name your gun Bob.
• Hah. Miss Bob thats a good one.

A new neibor moves into Bobs former house.

Please select all that apply.

• You tell him Bobs story
• Fred Fred Burger
• Go over to meet him
• You go over to eat him.

You realize he is already at your door. Hi my name is Dan Bob but you can call me Bob.

• NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• MMMMMMMMMMMMM! Tasty.
• Just ignore him.
• Pretend not to see him and walk away.