Survey: How would you annoy THESE harry potter characters?

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First, how would you annoy/scare the protaganist, Harry Potter?

Please select all that apply.
- Ask him to tell Cedric you said hello.
- Follow him around and say "Voldemort is your uncle!" in a loud voice right next to his ear.
- Ask him if the "anvil-sized hints" ever hit him on the head, which is really what caused the scar.
- "So... first you were the Boy Who Lived.. then you were a nutcase... now you're The Chosen One. Why don't they just add it together so that you're the "Chosen Nutcase Who Lived?"
- Offer him stolen silver from Sirius Black's house. Make sure you tell him you got it from Mundungus Fletcher.
- Tell him that he should stop pretending to be Harry Potter and to wipe the fake scar off his head.
- Follow him around wearing shirts that say, "I'M WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!"
- Buy him one that says, "THEY'RE WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!" and get really offended when he doesn't wear it. Be sure to tell him you made it yourself.
- Ask if he knows whether Voldemort had any scars and if so, where are they?
- Everytime you see him, say "Do you like Luna Lovegood?" in a sing-song voice.
- Ask him if thestrals have pretty eyes.
- Re-enact his triumph over the dragon in the first task. Then ask if you can do it again on his Firebolt.
- If he asks you a question, sing the answer in at least three different styles of music and then ask if he likes to sing.
- Buy him concealer and tell him to put it over his scar so Voldemort won't recognize him.
- Tell him Moaning Myrtle has fallen in love with him and make sure he goes to ask her about it.
- Whenever it rains, use his back as a piano and start singing, "Remember When it Rained" in a loud and terrible way.
- If he does or says something unusual, say, "Don't worry. We'll call St. Mungo's and get you the help that you so desperately need."
- Ask if Muggles can see his scar.
- Run up to him giggling and say, "Romilda Vane says you have a tattoo on your chest. Can I see it?"
- Tell him that if he dies defeating the Dark Lord, you want his broomstick.
- Force him to watch various Potter Puppet Pals. And then have him watch you reenact them.
- Ask why he can't hold down any girlfirends for less than three months?
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Now... how ould you annoy/infuriate Ron?

Please select all that apply.
- Tell him Hermione has a boyfriend.
- Repeatedly ask him whatever happened to "Lav-Lav"?
- Stare pointedly at his forehead, looking bewildered.…and when he asks what you’re looking at, say in a disappointed voice, “I just thought you’d have a scar too, being Harry Potter’s (sigh adoringly then look superior) sidekick and all.”
- Tell him that Krum is having a welcome back party and everyone is invited...except him, that is.
- The next time someone says “Ron”, state loudly, “Isn’t that the name of Harry Potter’s useless sidekick? Or maybe it’s Ronan. I can never remember.”
- Run up to Harry Potter and scream “Ohmigod it’s Harry Potter!” then beg for his autograph, and when he’s giving it to you say to Ron “Hi…you must be…um…Harry’s, er, associate!”
- Tell him the Chudley Cannons have asked Harry to join their team as soon as he leaves school.
- Take noisy pictures of him when he's playing Quidditch and announce to the rest of the team that they're for a very flattering article in the Daily Prophet...conveniently forget to tell them the pictures are for an article entitled "It's True, You Really Can Train Trolls to Fly."
- Put a miniature Whomping Willow in his bookbag.
- Get everyone to wear Hermione's knitted elf clothing.…When he asks for some say “Really Ronald, you don’t think these things are fashionable, do you? We’re only wearing them to raise funds!”
- Associate everything he says with all of the brave things his friends have done...never mention anything he's done when doing so.
- Ask him why he wasn't in the Department of Mysteries helping Harry fight the Death Eaters.When he insists that he was, roll your eyes and say in an exasperated voice, “Well you didn’t exactly do anything important did you?”
- Send him a Valentine's Day card from Luna Lovegood.
- Give him another pair of old, horrific dress robes and insist that he wears them. If he refuses, act mortally offended for days. When he finally does wear them, drag him into a public place and make it a point to draw attention to him...make sure someone with a camera is nearby.
- Call him Roonil Wazlib. Ask him why he stole Harry Potter's nickname.
- In the middle of the night pretend to wake up after a dream, clutching your forehead and screaming “Ron! Ron, your whole entire family has been eaten by a snake!” When he looks horrified, cheerfully exclaim; "Oh no, my mistake. Goodnight!" Continue to have fake dreams of this incident every night for the next week.
- State loudly two minutes before a Quidditch match that Harry can't make it because he's practicing for his next interview. Ask Ginny to replace him. Then say in an audible whisper “It’s not like anyone else is any good. Especially Ronan…no, Rupert… (sigh) Harry Potter’s sidekick…you know…(gasp of realization) Roonil Wazlib!”
- Comment on how well that one half of his eyebrow has grown in.
- Tell him that the tattoo of the Hungarian Horntail on Harry's chest is real because Ginny's told you she's seen it.
- Constantly throw small, sharp objects at his head.…And when he gets annoyed look innocent and say “I was only trying to give you a scar!”
- Tell him about three times a day that “Parvati told Dean to tell Seamus to tell Neville to tell Fred to tell George to tell Angelina to tell Alicia that Fleur knows that Krum said that Ernie said……
- Ask if you can borrow Pigwidgeon and when he says yes, produce two overly large packages.
- Send him a Howler that will screech the Slytherin version of "Weasley Is Our King."
- Offer him a plate of rock cakes and when he refuses to eat one burst into hysterical tears screaming things like “Betrayal of trust” and “Supposed to be my friend”.
- Put Harry’s name into the Goblet Of Fire…or Firewhisky, whichever is available.
- Run up to him screaming “Ron, you’ve won the lottery!” When he asks how much say “I’m not sure, about two or three Knuts I think.”
- Tell him he’s won a ‘Services To The School Award’ and an Order Of Merlin 1st Class and when he asks what for say, “For nearly getting strangled to death by brains in the Department Of Mysteries in your 5th year.”
- Tell him that, for the same reason, he’s also won Witch Weekly’s 472nd Most Charming Scar Award. Remind him that the other 471 awards went to Harry.
- Continuously point out mistakes in his Transfiguration work even if it’s perfect (which it probably isn’t) and when you fail the class announce loudly that Ron taught you everything you know.
- To tell Hannah to tell Justin to tell Zacharias to let Susan know to inform Terry to pass on the message to Katie so she could alert Leanne to confirm what Cho said to Marietta who told Padma to tell Hermione to tell me to tell you that…erm…I can’t really remember…but I think it was something like…um…er…well someone in your family’s been killed or something like that. I’m not sure. I’ll get back to you on that one, ok?”
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Now how will you BOTHER Snape?

Please select all that apply.
- Make him take a shower.
- Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower. Make him use CLARIFYING shampoo.
- Tell him you stole his teddy bear. Tell him you won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair. When he washes his hair, tell him you were just kidding and said teddy bear has already been destroyed.
- Apparate next to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it....enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.
- Sneak up on him while he's asleep and give him a mohawk.
- Sneak up on him while he's asleep and write "Crazy!" all over his face in permanent ink.
- Sneak up on him when he's asleep and wash his hair.
- Send him repeated invitations to a makeover party - which emphasis on facials, shampooing, and hair-braiding. ("But you'll look so pretty!!")
- Force him to get a Michael Jackson-type nose surgery.
- Call him Michael by accident.
- Make parallels between him and Michael Jackson. "You both have deformed noses, you both have pale skin, you both have greasy black hair, he's the King of Pop, you're the Half-Blood Prince, you both molest chil..Oops!"
- Prank call him and say, "Where's the emergency?! I hear there was a man at this number who needed an extreme nose job ASAP!" over and over again.
- Resurrect James using a seance and make him haunt Snape for eternity.
- Hypnotize the Death Eaters to make fun of him and constantly try to de-pants him.
- Tap him on his left shoulder and jump to the right.
- Tape a sign that says "CURSE ME!" on his back.
- Nudge him and say, "So...how's the double-agent business going?" nudgenudgewinkwink
- Call him Snivellus.
- Tell you consulted a pyschic and he's not a Prince afterall...and he never will be.
- Convince him that going around in the nude is the new "in" style. Wait, are we torturing him or us?!
- Give him to Grawp. evil laugh
- Obliviate his memory and force him to spend the rest of his days as a Muggle. Or better yet, try it within the Obliviating part!
- Dye his skin pink.
- Force him to become the head Gryffindor cheerleader.
- Tell him that you've killed Draco (as tempting as it may be, do not really kill him!). Laugh evilly and tell him that he's broken the Unbreakable Vow since he didn't save Draco, and will therefore die at any moment. Laugh at him as he runs in circles panicking about his impending "doom."
- Or just kill Draco and force Snape to watch him die. dodges fangirls
- Give him the nickname Half-Blood Princess...Find anything he's ever written "I am the Half-Blood Prince" on, and change it to say "Princess."
- Tell him a story with many parallels to his own life, and disguise it badly...End with his imminent doom and the moral: "Greasy-haird traitors who murder old men [for any reason] and run away, will always get caught and murdered in the most painful way wizardly possible." When he confronts you about it, pretend you have no idea what he's talking about.
- Tie him to a chair and force him to watch the Potter Puppet Pals.
- Buy him a shirt with his Pupper Pal look-a-like and say "Bother!" as loudly as you can whenever you're in his presence.
- And if none of these bother Snape enough, you could always hack away at his head with a blunt axe - giving him a slow, painful death and an embarassing, not-quite-Headless-Hunt-material afterlife.
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Now, how will you annoy Cornelius Fudge?

Please select all that apply.
- Offer him peanut butter fudge that you cooked yourself, and tell him that you named it Cornelius Fudge because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone
- Tell him that lime green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really more of a winter.
- Offer to take him to the mall to buy him so new clothes in different, more flattering colors.
- Try to get him to join a conga line with you and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.
- Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much more of an authoritative figure."
- Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.
- Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.
- Try to get him to join S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"
- Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.
- Give his bowler hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that you were just trying to show your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with big, puppy eyes.

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How would you annoy THESE harry potter characters?

First, how would you annoy/scare the protaganist, Harry Potter?

Now... how ould you annoy/infuriate Ron?

Now how will you BOTHER Snape?

Now, how will you annoy Cornelius Fudge?

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