are you a good lier 2 :P since ppl like the first...

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hehe well now your with a different sittuAITIon and ill try to get as much humor as possible hehe

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    ok your on a internet dating site... and some girl asked if you were hot.... crap time to put your lieng to use...

  2. 2

    girl: ooooh.... k.... wow............ u.......... are......... weird...... to..... the..... bone........ sorry what? :)

  3. 3

    girl: i have a cat...... did you know that

  4. 4

    ok now your at a reastraunt and you see on the menu is only a burger... u order it but the persdon says u need 3 more $$$

  5. 5

    woman:............... you: so? :) woman:.... yeah i dont think so but do you want a kick outta here?

  6. 6

    girl: * calls security * yes this weird guy wont stop trying to convince me...

  7. 7

    security: * pulls out stun gun * GET DOWN OR ILL SHOOT YOU!!!

  8. 8

    SECURITY: * shoots water gun * NOW ARE YOU GONNA GET OUTTA HERE B4 I BRING ON THE REAL GUNS* takes out chiwawa *

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    YOU: * ALKS OUT AND GETS ON ROOF * MUAHAHA CANT CATCH ME NOW CAN U? >:) * HELI COMES OUT OF NOWHERE * oh crap HELI: get down b4 we blow ur brains out...

  10. 10

    heli: YAY

  11. 11

    heli: YAY * claps *

  12. 12

    heli:... sure u r........

  13. 13

    heli: do you want to know what it takes for me to get what i want?

  14. 14

    wanna have a dance contest?

  15. 15

    person in heli: * does robot and the worm *

  16. 16

    everything: KABOOOOOOM now u ewent bye bye and ur ghost ses: continue?

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