That anoying person at your house is back!!!

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.......... (you stab him repeatedly)

• SHUT UP DAM YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
• ????????
• (Swear unstoppably)
• (repeat every thing he says)

Why do I get the feeling you don't like me?

• BECAUSE I DON'T!!!!!!!!!
• Please leave me alone.
• Why didn't you die from the stabs?
• What are you talking about? Of course I like you.

Oh well, I guess it's just me

• NO IT'S NOT JUST YOU!!! I HATE YOU
• PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!
• SERIOUSLY. I, I, I stabbed you like 30 times!
• Yah, it's just you.

Can I spend the night tonight?

• NOOOOO!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!
• Go away now!!!
• Look how much blood you lost. Are you even human?
• Hell yeah, tha'd rock!

Well either way I'll take it as a yes!!!

• You know what, Go ahead. Come back in 5 hours okay?
• Fine, then leave me alone.
• Are you at least feeling dizzy?
• Well, I said yes so okay.

I'll be back later.

• Okay, bye.
• BYE!!! (slam door)
• There is a puddle at your feet! Do you even feel that?
• Be back soon!

"You got 5 hours this time. Use them wisely."

• Go buy another nuke to drop on him.
• Move to Canada, realize it sucks and come back.
• Wonder why losing 3 gallons of blood didn't kill him.
• Sit and wait

(knock knock knock) "He's here, get ready"

• (Set up the trap.)
• (Find dull knife so that it's hard to cut him that way it hurts more.)
• (Open the door and bow to the never dying god)
• (Open door) HEY!!!

I'm here. Wuch you wanna do?

• "Invite him to your room".
• "Stab repeatedly again".
• "Stab repeatedly while inviting him up stairs".
• Come on! Lets go upstairs to my room.

"He once again randomly dies" You here the police coming again!

• OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN GOD DAMIT!!!!
• (RUN SCREAMING)
• (Stare at him then randomly start stabbing again)
• Now I'm sad!!!

Once again your being sued. What now!

• IDIDN'T KILL HIM!!!!!
• I'M SORRY. BUT I DIDN'T KILL HIM!
• The police can go to hell. I was only stabbing his dead body.
• He was my best friend!!!

Your in jail and you get to pick your cellmate! (lucky)

• I want the big hairy guy!!!
• NO,PLEASE, I'M TOO FRAGILE FOR JAIL!!!!!
• Say you want the guy with the best connections.
• IDK. Just give me any random one. I lost my friend.

Turns out your guy has connections. Now what?

• I'm fine right here. I'll just stay in my "bed" all day. ;]
• GET ME OUT!!!
• Get him to bring that anoying guy in so you can stab him some more.
• Bring my friend back!!!!

You have a visitor. OMG IT"S HIM!!!!!

• OMFG!!!!!!!!! U STUPID SOB!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!
• GET ME OUT AND I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!
• Grab him and start slamming his head into the bars.
• BUDDY!!! YOUR BACK!!!!

The End: Should I make more?

Please select all that apply.

• Yes
• no
• never
• definatley
• more more more!!!
• MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• You blow
• BURN IN HELL!!!!!!