my name is bob 5 by laur cuz lululindsey hasnt made anymore!!!!

OMG! you're still here, taking these bob quizzes....

• MUST....DEFEAT...BOB!!!!!
• EVIL NARRATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• ohhhh yes. ohhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssssssss.......
• is there any cheese around here?
• BOB? WHERE IS HE? TELL ME!!!!!!!!!
• ohhhhh no. you will never pull that over me again! no! no! no! pleeeeaseeeee jsut let me live my happy lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

well....i see ur kinda loony from the loony bin.....so, what shall we do to throw some suuuuweeet revenge bob's way?

• ok well here's my plan rants on for ten hours discussing the plans of defeating bob
• hmmm well maybe i can eat cheese and see what happens!
• I DONT CARE!!!! LETS JUST DO IT! HURRRRRYYYY! CMON CMON CMON CMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN! U EVIL NARRATOR WHYYYYYYYYYYY I DONT WANNA GO TO THE SLAMMER AGAINNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• i dont want to throw anything at bob! he's so cute and innocent! im sure he didnt mean to throw me in jail! let's just.....not throw anything at him and be peaceful!!

well first you're gonna have to make bob come over, right? give urself 30 min. to think~not 5.

• WHO CARES ABOUT LOGICAL??? LET'S GET MORE BOMBS!!!
• i guess you're right. but let's get some cheese first!!!!!!!!
• YEAH!!!!!! hey, OBVIOUSLY!?!?!?!?!
• ticktock, ticktock.....ok done thinking, let's get that flying toaster!!!
• do you NOT remember last time? never ever will i defeat bob!

how do you plan to contact bob?

• IM him
• write him a letter
• go over to his house and blackmail him
• i like cheese. let's steal some cheddar from him!
• just send him a lettter..............................WITH A BOMB!!
• no reply evil laugh and melancholy music in the backgruond and also bombs!!!!!!!!

hey, guess who's online! bob is!!!!!!!! you click on his screen name, which is....

• FeLLoWCheEseLovR88
• EviLBOB777777777777
• bob
• himynameisbob!
• but i wanted to write him a cute little letter!!!!!!!!!
• ok, i can still blackmail him online!!!!!
• no letter with a bomb????? awwww!
• cheese
• BoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBoBBilikecheese!

You say,

• "why hello bob. what brings you here on this lovely day? never mind taht jsut come over to my house in 30 minutes!! muhahahah--uh, that is all."
• "hello fellow cheese lover! what kind of cheese are you eating? come on over to my house in 30 minutes so i can blow you up--uh...i mean so we can discuss cheeses!!!!!"
• "BOB! I WILL DEFEAT YOU! COME ON OVER TO MY HOUSE IN THIRTY MINUTES SO I CAN FINALLY DEFEAT YOU!!"
• "hello EviLBOB77777777. come over here to my house and we can play a game called defeat the bob!"
• "hello mynameisbob, i was gonna blackmail you---i mean come over to your house with a basket of coughsbombs---uh, i mean muffins! cough--poison muffins! uhhhh so anyways i decided you should come over here instead! come on over in thirty minutes!" bob says, "ok! i, bob, will come over in 30 minutes to eat some muffins!"
• YOU EVIL NARRATOR! I HATE YOU! I DONT WANNA BLOW UP EVIL LITTLE BOB! nonetheless, you say, "bob, come over to my house in 30 minutes. stat. cheese. bye!"

well, you got 30 minutes! whatcha gonna do to defeat bob?

• what do you mean by "defeat"? i dont wanna defeat him! he's just so cute; so INNOCENT!!!!!!!!
• um, um, um.....I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!! STOP HASSLING ME YOU EVIL NARRATOR!!!!!!!!
• order some Domino's pizza? after all, "you got thirty minutes"
• OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!! TO BOMBS-R-US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• NO WAY MISSY!!! YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME THIS TIME!!!!!!!
• IDK! I NEED MORE TIME!!!! GIVE ME UNTIL BOB DIES IN LIKE 100 YEARS!!!!!!! THAT WAY ILL NEVER HAVE TO DEFEAT HIM!!!!!! YAY!
• swiss? montgomery jack? cheddar? I DONT KNOW!!!!!
• oooooo prettttyyyy sparkly lights!!!!

30 minutes later..................DING-DONG!!!!! omg bob's here! what do you do?

• breathing heavily i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know
• MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! HERE COME THE BOMBS!!! PCHEOW BOOM PSHUUHHHH CRASH DIDIDIDIDIIDIII BANG BOING
• Open door Oh, hi Bob! You look very familiar, y'know? Bye! slam door and gobble up cheese he gave you----CHEESE?! It's ticking! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
• open door AHHHH!!!!!!!! IT'S THE GRIM REAPER! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POINTS BEHIND BOB *Bob turns to look, and you smash a bottle on his head. HE FALLS DOWN!!!! WAHOO! you slam the door in his face
• WAHOOO!!!!!! you throw 10 boxes of pizza in his face
• Oh, hi Bob-- Prepare to be full!!!!!! stuffs swiss cheese in his mouth hahaa.....he doesnt know it but 5...4...3...2...1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....CRASH! yess!!!!!!! BOB'S STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN!!!!!!! WAHOO!!!!! I WILL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN!!!!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy. well, that wasnt bob. you were too busy defeating the poor guy that you didn't notice that it wasnt bob! IT WAS.......

• i dont care! i've gotta get this ticking cheese outta my mouth!!!!!!
• uh oh. whoever it was, he's in the middle of the atlantic ocean! OHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
• OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHOOOOOOO!?!??!??! WHO WAS ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT???????????
• AWW....I JUST WASTED MY PIZZA ON SOME DORK!!!
• WHY OH WHY OH WHYYYY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME????????
• CURSE YOU EVIL NARRATOR! AND BOB, TOO!!!!!
• UHHHH...CHEESE?

Well, it was Nick Jonas!!!!!!

• OMG NICK!!!! IM COMING BABY!!!!!!! I JUST NEED A BOAT TO THE ATLANTIC OCEAN!!!!!!!!!!!
• UMMM.....UMMM.....WA-WA-WA-WANT SOME CHEESE, NICK?
• who?
• so?
• YOU MEAN TO TELL ME BOB'S STILL OUT THERE!?!?!?! OMG!!!!!!!!! makes note to self : visit the beekeeper's house....
• well, GREAT. all that hard work of revenge for NOTHING?!?!?!
• NOOOO I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDNT EVEN WANNA DO THIS IN THE FIRST PLAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID BOB EVIL NARRATOR!!!!! WHY WHY WHY PEER PRESSURE........

4GET IT!! ur off to the nuthouse 4 hurting 2 many people! AND U OWE $99999999999 FOR THROWING NJONAS IN2 THE OCEAN!! EVEN THOUGH YOU FISHED HIM OUT U STILL GET FINED!

Please select all that apply.

• EVILLL NARRATOR! I JUST KNEEEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN AGAIN! IM THROUGH WITH BOB!!!
• well that's good news! if i fished him out, he owes me money which ill use 4the fine. and i can b his gf!
• CHEESES.
• THIS SUCKS.
• NEVER AGAIN, I TELL YOU! NEVERRR AGAINN!!!!!!!
• OHWELL; IM USED TO IT.
• BOB'S STILL OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what'd u think of this quiz?

Please select all that apply.

• ok
• boring
• lululindsey's is better
• ur weird and so is the person who helped you make this
• whatever
• idk
• IT WAS AWWWWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• it was kinda funny
• FUNNY!