Yo Yo Yo wassup my name is Phillip!

"Hi my name is Phillip, I need somewhere to stay for the night". You then say:

• "Go away u retarded nickle" and slam the door on the poor defenseless nickle (evil person)
• "Nah, I'm just halucinating. Crazy me." then mutter to urself on ur way back to bed

Sure enough, the doorbell rings and you moan but get out of bed because the doorbell is being pushed repeatedly....

• "AHHHHH!!!!! It's the nickle!" u slam the door on it, but it apears right behind u after u close the door -gasp-
• "OMG, it's that nickle, i am not crazy, c'mon in lil fella." and u let him in

So then Phillip sits down at the kitchen tale and turns on all the lights and says "What's for dinner?" looking so cute. U look at the time: 3 A.M. You.......

• Give lil Phillip some cereal.
• "AHHHHH. Stupid nickle, get out of my house" Too late! Phillip is already eating all ur cereal!

-Gasp- U must have had something in ur cereal because poor phillip is screeching at an ear peircing level and is choking. You.......

• Help the poor lil fella out and call 911 but realize they will think u r a psycho so u hang up and help himurself
• Let him choke MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh no, Phillip is out cold. HE'S NOT BREATHING Now What?

• "Oh, poor thing. Narrator Person, can i get a lil help!?!?"
• "YES, finnally, he's quiet, now i can go to bed!" -yawn- "Oh wait, they will find out I killed a nickle, a serious violation of the law, narrator person, help me out here!!!"

Oh, right, sorry I can't help u, that's the point of this quiz, to see what u will do with a psyco nickle.....

• "Oh, okay then, i guess this is where my high school years of practicing C.P.R. pays off!"
• "Fine, be that way, i'm not talking to u, i can handle this myself. OmG, i will regret this, here goes nothin" -does CPR to nickle-

Okay, no worries, Phillip is alive and he trashes your house as soon as he gets his first breath of air after he passed out. You then.........

• Kick him out of the house and then go to bed, after all it is 4a.m.
• "Oh, it's on now buddy, no u didn't"

So, poor Phillip is out of the house and then he comes back with a puppy dog face and asks if he could stay in ur house. You..........

• "Must resist-puppy-dog-face-i-must- oh, i canot resist the look" and u let him in and take a nap after u lay down the rules of the house.
• U let him stay for one night and tell him "After that, uthat's it, ur our k?" Then u go to bed.

U wake up to find loads of nickles at a party. You.......

• Join, after all it is your house. "Hey Phillip, pass some punch over" Then u pass out
• End the party and call the cops. Then u see someone pouring punch on u and u pass out.

"Ugh, what a night" u think "where is that lil fella?" Then u kick him out.

• After u kick him out, u plan a revenge plan that will never fail.
• After u kick him out, u make a revenge. So u will need some explosives and evil teddy bears

Wait wait wait. Hold up. Silly quiz taker,how will u contact Phillip, u kicked him out remember? he never gave u his number or his email. =P

• Silly narrator person, I am a profesional stalker and i can find it in a flash
• IDK, now what? i ahd such a well thought out plan. NOOOO my life is ruined forever - OOOOO look chocolate!!!!!!!!!!

It's okay quiz taker, this is where this narrator person finnally comes in handy.

• Yay, tanx so much
• Idk if i can trust u i know these tricks, but I don't care i don't have any time, tanx

Okay, so now u have Phillip's info and tell him to come over in 2 min. He says kk, b rite there....

• U have the revenge ttly planned out
• YESH FINNALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So u plan ur ttly awesome plan. Wait, which number did u dial, I gave u three, which one did u dial.

• The only one u sent me- oh wait the first one, I ate the rest. Is that bad?
• The first one. Is that bad?

Um, lemmee think,YEEES! U just called the school bully. Nicky Richardson. He flunked 8th grade 3 times. Now ur beat up and in a mental hospital cuz u were trying to explain nickle that u hate

Please select all that apply.

• NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, i will get u yet Phillip. I'm not crazy, oooooooo cookies. Tuesday is applesauce day!
• I will plan my revenge Phillip, u haven't seen the last of me!
• This is all ur fault narrator person, i hate you
• NOOooooOOoooOOOOooooooOooooOOOoooooOooo
• "Find ur inner pony, click click" -waves hand up and down like wings-
• I need to do poopoo!

WIll u comment?

Please select all that apply.

• I would, but u made me go to a mental hospital so i don't have a computer
• -sarcasticly- Sorry, I can't, the bully ate my arms and feet and they wrapped me up in a soft suit and I can't type
• noooo, it's ur fault, im in this horrible place, why would i comment?
• Sure
• Nah, i'm to lazy
• I will if i feel like it

Shud i make more quizes like this?

Please select all that apply.

• Shea, keep em commin man!
• No, i hate u
• If it means i can have my revenge then yes, certainly
• Sure if u feel like it
• Whatever
• I don't care
• U copied the Hi my name is bob! stealer! i hate u!!!!!!

okay the, bye!

• omg, the quiz is over, just let me leave
• can i leave now?
• okay....bye
• Bye, awesome quiz
• OMG, i hate u, Good bye and good day loser >=P

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