which yo mama jokes are funny

Please select all that apply.

• yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in third grade
• yo mama so ugly she made the boggieman scared
• yo mama so poor when you stepped on a lit cigaret she said who turned off the heat
• yo mama so fat when she stepped out in a yellow raincoat someone yelled taxi
• yo mama so fat she weighed more than a whale
• yo mama so fat that when god created light he asked her to move
• yo mama so old that when someone told her to act her own age she rolled over and died
• yo mama so ugly when she looked in the miror it said gimme a break and wear a mask
• you mama so short than when she went hangliding of the sidewalk
• yo mama so poor she couldn't aford to pay attention
• yo mama so dumb that she thought that a quarterback was a refund