RANDOM!!! (my friend jessica and i are making his together, but it's mostly her)

Do you have a boyfriend??

Please select all that apply.

• i wish...
• YES!!!!!!!! AND HE'S SOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!
• no
• yes, but i'm a guy and gay, and proud of it
• NO!!!!! AND DON'T BUG ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!

Do you like cheese???

• Only cheddar...
• YES!!!!!!! ALL KINDS!!!!!!
• NO!!!!!!!! CHEESE IS DISGUSTING!!!!!!
• no........ but sometimes i cut it in class

Do you have to go to the bathroom right now?

Please select all that apply.

• YES!!!! I FEEL VERY SICK!!!!!!!!!
• YES!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO FINISH THIS QUIZ!!!!!! FAST!!!!!!!!!
• NO!!!!!!... I JUST WENT!!!!!!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?????? DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PHYCHIATRISTS??????
• bathroom???? what's a bathroom????...... is that where you go to pee??????

Do you like cheetos??

• only the puffed kind
• only the crunchy small kind
• YES!!!!!!!!!
• NO!!!! THEY'RE GROSS AND FATTENING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you have a waterbed?????

Please select all that apply.

• i wish...
• YES!!!!!! AND IT'S SO AWESOME!!
• no
• yes
• NO!!! WHY WOULD I??????? IF I DID I WOULD HAVE TO GO TO THE CHYROPRACTER TWICE A WEEK EVERY OTHER WEEK!!!!!!!!

Do you have a box of tissues sitting right next you with Ratatouille on them??

Please select all that apply.

• NO!!!!! I HATE RATATOUILLE!!!!
• no........ BUT MY DAD DOES!!!!!!!! AND SO DOES MY MOM!!!!!!
• no... that was really weird and random
• YES!!!!!! I LOVE RATATOUILLE!!!! IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!

Are you married

Please select all that apply.

• no
• i will be soon...
• i wish
• YES!! AND I HAVE BEEN FOR 40 YEARS NOW!!!!!! AND DON'T BUG ME ABOUT IT...YA YOUNG WHIPPER SNAPPER
• YES

Do you have an ipod??

Please select all that apply.

• Yes!! it's the brand new one, too!!!!!!!!!!!
• YES!!!!!.......... AND IT'S......... AWESOME!!!!!!!
• no
• i wish

What time do you wake up???

• 6:00 am
• before 6 (which is way too early for me)
• 7:00 am
• anytime after 8
• I DON'T WAKE UP!!!!!
• AT MIDNIGHT..... i'm nocturnal...

Are you eating something right now?

Please select all that apply.

• NO!!!! WHY WOULD I???? I MIGHT GET CRUMBS ON THE KEYBOARD!!!!!!!
• yes..
• no
• I just ate........ why would i eat something else??
• YES!!!! I'M EATING OSCAR THE OCTAPUS!!!!!!!!!

Did you know that today (May 9, 2008) is Lost Sock Memorial Day???

• NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!! I'VE NEVER LOST ANY SOCKS BEFORE!!!!.......... NEVER EVER!!!!
• really...? i didn't know that
• YEAH!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!!
• no...it's my birthday...... and i take that as an insult...

Are you wearing socks???

Please select all that apply.

• NO!!!!!!! WHY WOULD I?????
• yes.
• YEAH!!!!!! SOX ARE AWESOME!!!!!! THEY KEEP UR FEET WARM AND WUT NOT...
• no
• no...... but i'm wearing milk!
• Did you just ask me if I was collecting rocks??? well, yeah..... but don't tell anyone. rocks aren't so popular these days. SSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Do you collect keychains??

Please select all that apply.

• YES!!!! I LOVE THEM ALL!!!!!! ESPECIALLY MY CHEETO CHAIN!!!!!
• no... but my friend does...
• Keychains? what are keychains?? chains that have keys??????
• no

Does your friend snort when they laugh??

• YES!!!!! ALL THE TIME AND IT'S ANNOYING!!!
• sometimes...
• what..... does that mean they're pigs? WOW!! I HAVE A LOT OF PIG FRIENDS!!!!
• PIGS SNORT!!!!!!!
• no

Do you like coffee??

• ONLY FROM STARBUCKS!!!!!
• NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
• no.... but i like the smell...
• yes

Do you have an ELEPHANT as a pet???

Please select all that apply.

• no... who would
• YES!!!!!!! AND MY FRIENDS ARE SOOO TOTALLY JEALOUS OF ME!!
• uhhhh....no?
• ELEPHANTS??? LIKE THE ONES IN THE CIRCUS?? OOOHH!!! WHAT FUN!!!!
• yes

Do you hate your school???

• YES!!!!! IT SUX!!!!!!!
• NO!!!!!! why would i??? i love my skool. it's awesome!!!!!
• ...... not really ............ it's okay i guess........
• mostly

How many times a month do you go to the mall???

• zero
• LIKE EVERY DAY!!!!!!
• 1-10 days a month
• idk... whenever i guess

You're at the mall, you.....

• EAT OF COURSE!!!!!!
• HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS!!!!!
• I DON'T GO TO THE MALL!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT!!!! WEREN'T YOU LISTENING!!!!!!!!!???????
• SHOP!!!!!!!!!! DUH!!!!!!!!!
• PLAY VIDEO GAMES!! YEAH!!!!!!!

Once in class, we found a note that said "I love poop" Do you love poop???

• EWWWW!!!!! NO!!!!!!! WHO DOES!!!!!!!!!!!
• yes....... but.... don't tell anyone!! I have a reputation to keep here!!
• whatzit tooya!!!!!!????
• that's weird that you found that.... i mean who would love poop... and even if they did. why would they write it down??????

Have you ever been to the North Pole??

• YES!!!!!!! AND I SAW SANTA!!!!!!!!
• yes... but only because my private jet crashed and landed there
• NO!!!! IT'S FREEZING THERE!!!!!!
• no
• YES!!!!! AND IT SUCKED BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE MYSPACE THERE!!!! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?!?!
• Do they have penguins there????? I LOVE PENGUINS!!!!! THEY R AWESOME!

What do you think about Charlie the Unicorn??

• He sux!!!!!! I hate his guts!!!!!!!!! what is up with that??? it makes no sense???
• who's Charlie the Unicorn???
• Oh.. i love him!!!!!!!!! he's awesome and mystical and majectical... if that's a word
• no... he's a weirdy

Do you need a tissue?????

• no.. why??
• YES!!!!! MY NOSE IS RUNNING LIKE CRAZY!! I'M A SNOT FREAK!!!!!!!!!
• Why use a tissue when I have a shirt??
• hi!

Does your breath smell like milk?

• my friend's does......
• maaaaaaaaayyyyybee....
• I don't know.... i've never smelled my breath... then again... i've never brushed my teeth either....
• idk..

Do you know Oscar the Octapus???

• YES!! he's green with HUGE eyes!!!
• YES!! he's gray with little red evil eyes...
• yeah... he's awesome. i love him!!!!!!!!
• I was eating him earlier..... what do you think???
• no... who the heck is he????
• YES!!!!! HE HAS 500 PORCUPINES!!!!!!!!
• PORK CHOPS!!!

Do you like Oscar the Octapus??

• YES!!!!!! I JUST SAID HE'S AWESOME AND THAT I LOVED HIM!!!!!!
• *********************EMPTY**********************
• I... JUST... ATE HIM!!! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
• idk who he is!!!!!!!!
• i love him... i think...
• Oscar's been..... EATEN?????!!!!!!?!!! OH NO!!!!!!!! HOW ARE WE GONNA LIVE??
• CHEESE STRUDEL!!!!!

How did you like this quiz... not that we care

• AWESOME!! I WANT MORE!!
• it was okay
• i've seen better
• IT SUCKED!!!!!! U HAVE ISSUES!!!!!
• it was really random, but awesome
• I....... LOVED IT!!!!!!!
• I don't care........ do you care??