R U A KILLER?

have u evr gone hunting?

Please select all that apply.

• virtually
• no im vegetarian
• yeah for guys
• CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!
• OFF GOES THE DEER HEAD!!!!!!

have u ever eaten a person before???

Please select all that apply.

• uhhhh..... mayb
• HECK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• almost....
• have u?
• YES!!!!!!!
• IF U MADE A MODEL OF A HUMAN OUT OF CHEESE DOES THAT COUNT?

WHAT R U DOING TO THAT POOR DEFENSELESS SQUIRREL?!?!?!?!?

• WHAT SQUIRREL??? WHERE??? IM ALLERGIC TO RODENTS!!!!!!!!!!
• disemboweling it with a spoon and a tv remote. why?
• im petting it see? OW IT BIT ME!!!!
• im deleting the contents of its brain and training it to obey my every command.
• turning it into CHEESE!!!!!!!!
• what...? nevermind just hand me that fork.

did i mention that it was a rabid squirrel?

• oh no!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA DIE OF RABIES!!!!
• huh...?
• so? im a rabid human. weve all got our own problems.
• did u say rabbit? were eatin good tonight!!
• u mean like cheese?
• omg bob ur never gonna believe this...